I Have a Confession to Make...

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Published 2020-11-28

This isn't easy for me to talk about... For the past 6 months there has been a shadow looming over my life. A pastry shaped shadow that has started to bleed into other parts of my day-to-day and I neither me nor my personal trainer can handle it anymore. You deserve better and, more importantly, I deserve better. And the only way to face this head on is to go straight to Pop Tart HQ and confront Mr. Kellogg himself... Wish me luck.

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All Comments (21)

@juliadarling8868 3 years ago

Something tells me this is why he's in the hospital right now.
@wminster 3 years ago

You can take Markiplier out of Unus Annus, but you can't take Unus Annus out of Markiplier.
@wolfgameso.o9997 2 years ago

other youtubers apology videos: "i didnt know i was being racist im sorry.." Markiplier: "i ate too many poptarts im sorry.."
@stidzy0 2 years ago

The look of complete and utter terror on Mark's face when he hears Amy's car is hilarious
@bloodyvalentine8350 3 years ago

This aged terribly within three days... Please help the cat is laying next to me and I can't get up in fear she'll be sad
@nathangraves5266 3 years ago

The longer Mark's hair gets, the stronger his chaotic energy grows.
@SgtShadowCow 2 years ago

Markiplier: "Sponsor me or else!" Mark: "im on a diet i cant eat these, my trainer is going to kill me" Also Mark: continues to eat expired pop tarts
@noelledenisematias8400 1 year ago

Mark's face when he notices that Amy arrived was priceless 😂
@iamdreadbread2983 3 years ago

Markiplier's whole channel is just him slowly but surely slipping into insanity.
@jonathansaloman1595 3 years ago

The fact that Mark literally complained about Pop Tarts for over 30 minutes makes me wonder how much the Unus Annus aftermath has taken a toll on him...
@Firestar4041 2 years ago

"Ate 16,000 calories worth of poptarts..." Alex: " . . . " *loads burpie gun, with malicious intent*
@problybeetlejuice7460 2 years ago

I can’t 😂 amy gets home Mark: panicked pop tart hiding
@androgynous_artist 3 years ago

Jesus Christ someone just give this man a brand deal please for his own sanity
@acutabovetherestIX 3 years ago

November 2019: Don’t tell Amy November 2020: Don’t tell Alex
@_lil_lil 2 years ago

"And that's what breakfast has been for most of the world-- well, at least America" might be the most American thing Mark's ever said.
@mercscar4277 3 years ago

"They're all expired" To be fair, there's probably enough preservatives in those things to mummify a small dog.
@cazoo_kid9853 3 years ago

Markiplier, the man who threatened 4 big company’s in a week.
@rylangrimes1239 2 years ago

The “DING” while ejecting the pop tarts out of the toaster before they were finished freaking sent me 😂
@kalebfisher8278 2 years ago

27:07 Me pulling shit out of my ass so I can make a 4000 word essay
@cemeek89 3 years ago

Markiplier: the man who won’t eat pop tarts out of the packaging, but WILL eat corn and green beans out of the can...