Markiplier Makes: PIE

Ethan: "Heapass" Mark: "No one gets that joke yet" Ethan: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

Markiplier's Fruit Pie Ingredients: All-purpose flour Salted stick of butter Large box of Blueberries Large box of Raspberries 7 Apples Grounded Cinnamon Grounded Nutmeg Cane sugar Salt 2 Eggs [Making the "pie crust"] Don't wash your hands, there is no reason to. Optionally rub the nearest person to you for that rustic taste Spray a little spit into the bowl for that nice pop of flavor Add about a cup and a half of flour Add a teaspoon of salt Add 2 eggs Contemplate who opened and used the cinnamon Never touch the nutmeg, it is just there for emotional support Possibly 2-3 tablespoons of water or enough to make the texture look dough like Flour the surface you are using Knead the dough and start beating the dough until you are close After a bit of beating and kneading form the dough into a thick circle or a mound like thing Beat the dough with a rolling pin 27 times Place 2-3 squares of butter on half of the dough and fold it Beat the dough with the rolling pin evenly Repeat the last 2 steps again Fold the dough 6 more times without butter and roll it out after each fold, no this is not a croissant silly You should have folded your dough a total of 8 times Prove the dough for an hour [Making the filling] Peel 7 apples Note that you don't have any whores Place pan on stove at medium heat Slice 2 apples into 4 faces around the core. The core should end up as a rectangular cutout Save the 2 cores for your dead family Place apple into pan and then realize they are too big Cut each face into thirds and add back into pan Add half a box of blueberries Squish 2 handfuls of raspberries and add them to the pan Dust the fruit and berries with sugar with an even coating Cook until berries are soft Say goodbye to the 5 other apples you will never use [Completing the pie] Split dough into 2 portions Flour your surface and roll out dough Perform windowpane test Place first portion into the pie tray Add filling Roll out other portion of dough and put it on top of the filling Perform windowpane test again Cut out extra dough and cut 4 holes 90 degrees from each other Bake pie until golden on center rack Congratulations you made Markiplier's croissant fruit pie! You can find the recipes for Ethan's pizza and Tyler's Pretzel in their respective videos if you are lucky. Or control + f "Tyler's Pretzel Recipe" and "Ethan's Recipe" and go ham scrolling through the comments.

I dont know how Ethan used the whisk correctly and broke it and how Mark was just mashing with it and didn’t

Mark: "Editor, put a mouse on this sharp thing with blood and guts" Also Mark: No

"i put three!" "i put two?" "i put one." you're supposed to put none

Mark: Made a good-looking pie Tyler: Made a good-tasting pie Ethan: Made a pie?

Tyler: makes pie crust Mark: makes a croissant Ethan: makes an abomination

tylers pie slice looks like something out of a shop. markes slice looks like something home made. Ethans looks back at you

List of things Ethan broke in this video: The whisk The apple peeler His own pie Probably his sanity Mark and Tyler's taste buds

"whoever is editing this..." "𝒾𝓉𝓈 𝓂𝑒" "put a bunch of gore and blood in this" "𝓃𝑜"

Mark thinking that he knows the secret trick to making a pie crust: Croissant: imma ruin this whole man's career

Quotes from this video that float in my mind. Eef: "Sex is great, but you ever had a pie?" Mark: "We need to develop the glutens..." proceeds to punch pie dough Tyler: "I had a great dream about Mickey Mouse chopping carrots that were screaming!" Such chaos, such beauty. God it's been like 3 years since this vid was posted and I'm just now commenting, oof.

The “We need more time” “We don’t need more time!” bit really hits hard now

Ethan: tries to whisk a dough “...I think I broke the whisk.”

Because of Ethan, I've decided to make a face pie Update: so my oven decided to "clean itself" while my pie was in there so the face looks more cursed than it should've

I love baking pies, this video was a roller coaster of emotions for me. Mark: "You need to develop the gluten" Me: "NO!"

Every Markiplier Makes like: Mark: I grew up poor Tyler: L A U G H S Ethan: E G G

The “Sex is great but you ever had a pie” should be a shirt

Tyler's pie: Is a nice pie Mark's pie: Super appealing to look at Ethan's pie: You don't eat the pie, the pie eats you

It's very obvious when Mark is editing by how many times someone's face is distorted, and I love it