I Review Amazon Self Defense Products

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Published 2021-03-18

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All Comments (21)

@jippo91 3 years ago

Markiplier "i'm not a masochist"
Also markiplier "i need a woman who can crush my head between her thighs, it's not sexual it's a power thing"
@ronvanawesome3281 3 years ago

Mark: "It's a tactical PEN"

Me: "Alright, calm down Percy Jackson"
@LowQualityPillow 9 months ago

mark: “ im not a masochist”

also mark: “ow this whip hurts real bad”

whips himself again
@clutch_zone72 1 year ago

Mark: "I'm not a masochist"
Also Mark, mere seconds later: Bonks mannequin head on head
@Sky-hz5sp 3 years ago

"YOU'RE UNDER ATTACK...from me...WHO'S PROTECTING HIMSELF...from you! And you're about to be DESTROYED! Except, you have ME on your side!"
-Markiplier 2021
@connorclemmons8698 3 years ago

Markiplier: People might mistake me for some kind of masochist.

The people of a certain one year channel: Stop lying to yourself Mark...
@frozenmanfromtheunknown9313 11 months ago

Markiplier was ADHD mode throughout the whole video, this video made me laugh more than I ever did in my life
@deviantasmr9481 11 months ago

mark genuinely thinking that the rape whistle is to.. defean an assaultent instead of alert others is honestly peak comedy.
@reformed1trick739 3 years ago

Every time Markiplier claims he's "not a masochist" it's immediately followed by him getting hurt somehow
@grantman5148 3 years ago

I also like how Markiplier is actively trying to replace the one thing he truly lost, not unus annus, not even Ethan, his dearly beloved tactical shovel...
@hina-chan1721 8 months ago

I love watching mark struggling to put together a dummy and realizing he went to college for engineering.
@anni6572 8 months ago

Honestly is someone pulled out a collapsible staff when squaring up I’d be terrified
@slamduncan3376 3 years ago

Everybody: “Mark’s a masochist.”
Mark: There is no war in Ba Sing Se
@vladedin3024 3 years ago

Mark: "I'm not a masochist."

Also mark: hates manaquins (buys one), whips himself, flogs himself with a wallet, plays with a knife (scaring himself in the process), and stabs his hand with a spike.
@FireForgedTitanium 11 months ago

Imagine trying to attack Markiplier and he just pulls out a whip and starts smacking you to death lol
@graysonallen-vtuber 1 year ago

Mark going through the 5 stages of grief while trying to build Steve is such a mood.
@timfangrad5173 3 years ago

"You're under attack from me, who is protecting himself from you. You're about to get destroyed, except, you've got me on your side." - Markiplier Logic 2021
@reinspartan 3 years ago

Mark: “He’s probably not got a lot of electrical resistance on him”

Steve: Is rubber
@epgchannel 5 months ago

2:14 “DYSLEXIA OVERLOAD”

Me, bursting out laughing in the corner of the room.
@makerofeditsmov 11 months ago

“IMMA NA DIEEEEE IMMMMM GOINGGGGG TOOOOOO DIEEEEEEEEE” was majestic 20:06