This Anti-Masker Christian Movie is Even Worse Than You Think

Why did the groomer slide across the hood of a car? To get arrested on the other side.

They could've made a better Corona joke. "What did Corona do to Jesus?" "What?" "Nothing, he's more of a wine guy."

I'm German so I understand their language and I watched a video of them where they said that they met up when she was twelve... TWELVE she said that she didn't wanna be with him at first but he was the pushy one. I'm honestly sick to my stomach

I feel like the person who made this movie must’ve had covid because it’s got zero taste

"what would Jesus do? idk, but he wouldn't make this fuckin movie" is a fantastic critique of a film

The weirdest part of their relationship is him saying “finally 18” and THEN proposing, knowing he’s heavily religious just makes me think he was waiting to caboogle her.

What really pisses me off is the fact that the characters complain about celebrations and parties and meet-ups but ignore the fact LITERAL FUNERALS COULDNT HAPPEN. My cousin passed 3 years ago and hasn’t had a proper funeral, which makes it feel almost like we didn’t get to say goodbye to him. But yeah, not going to nightclubs or having dinner with friends is the worst thing that happened. Fuck this movie dude Edit: Holy crap. Last time I watched this vid my comment had like, 6 likes. When did y’all show up?? And ppl sharing their stories in the replies I’m so sorry u had to go thru that and I hope ur coping alright with all of those devastating experiences <3

As a Christian whose family member died from COVID leaving behind her children, I PUT MY DAMN MASK ON AND GOT VACCINATED

I like how ONLY Christianity is outlawed, instead of all religions, or even all Abrahamic religions. I guess the world government decided to give Christianity the middle child treatment

I love how the “hacker” literally just went on Wikipedia and google images

Makes entire movie proclaiming how Christian he is Grooms kids The jokes write themselves.

This movie feels like a high school presentation. Everybody is really awkward and doesn’t totally know their lines. Their topic doesn’t make sense and they needed to fill slides with bullshit because there was a required amount of slides

I fucking lost it when he said “let’s go ahead and add 100 sins” and the sin counter went from 4 to 400.

They got a list of Christians' phone numbers from the police, but the government can't find any Christians? 😂😂😂

"Finally, 18" is insane in astronomical units.

I only thought of this a YEAR LATER, but at 17:40 , if the police have all the phone numbers of all the Christians like they say, why aren’t they all arrested??

“give it up for the bride and groomer” had me ROLLING

"bride and groomer" "young and impressionable" "appropriately aged wife" KURTIS YOU'RE KILLING ME 😭😭😭😭

As a very, very, very amateur movie maker, I can confidently say that me and my friends made batter movies in Highschool