This Christian Knockoff of SAW is God-Awful

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I love how the twin who doesn’t go to church is also wearing a leather jacket, so the audience knows he’s the “bad” twin lmao

As someone whose first language is not english, Laurie's boss is exactly what english sounded like to me before I learned

I love that Schmitty is the “bad twin” when he literally is making valid points. Like going to church doesn’t make you a good person and not going to church doesn’t mean you don’t believe in god or are a bad person. Alex is just angry at him for no reason. It literally is black and white with him.

"Ok, everything is so black and white with him, he doesn't get it!" "It isn't black and white, you're either for Jesus, or you're against him!" Hmm... So it's white and black instead?

The co writer rating HIS OWN MOVIE 10/10 made me cry laughing

the true horror of this movie isn't the kidnapping, it's the controlling abusive idea that you always have to forgive everyone and that holding onto any negative emotions or looking for accountability makes you a bad person.

The detective duo is 100% their attempt at an analogy for marriage and how the woman doesn’t need to be independent she just needs to submit (all while touting that they are “equal partners”)

“Mom, can we watch saw?” “No, we have saw at home.” Saw at home:

I'm actually crying at how unintelligible Laurie's boss is, he talks like an angry Sim

i was not expecting this whole movie to be the plot point of like every fanfiction where the characters get locked in a closet until they confess their feelings

I FIGURED IT OUT, I went to the movie(free on YouTube) turn on captions and he said “good and evil—hey look at me” 4:46

Unironically, portraying God as a serial killer is them coming so damn close to a realisation it hurts me.

The "no violence" thing is really funny when you think about how violent the Bible is

So this dude wrote a movie, cast himself as the secret hero with godlike powers, and then wrote a 10/10 review and complimented himself on main 😭😭

I love how the creators of these movies try so hard to make it not look like a cult, and end up making the most cultish shit ever. Also, I want Tobin Bell to react to this whole movie in his Jigsaw voice.

The lady donating all her money to the church made me think of my grandma. She and her husband and her kids all were farmers. Well my grandma retired she just decided that she would keep enough for her to live in a home and donate the rest to the LDS church. Including all the land. Nevermind the fact that my uncle's literally worked every day on that land FOR HER their whole lives on the agreement that they would get it in the will. She just gave it away and then basically told them that they shouldn't get handouts in life. Screwed their work experience over too.

a killer with the entire motivation of "i wish everyone could get along 🥺" is so hilarious

The constant smile on the reporter’s face has done more psychological damage than any Saw movie ever could

This movie is SO confusing to me. If the reconciler traps people who don’t get along together, why would Ed be with the brothers?? They don’t know him? What would be the justification for him to be there?