I have more christmas movies to complain about
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2022-01-31に共有
please don't look at the calendar.
00:00 - intro
01:19 - no sleep 'til christmas
10:05 - holly's holiday
20:08 - I poop my pants on camera
コメント (21)
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I wish somebody else would upload
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“Unfortunately, they both survive the car accident”
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The first movie is actually a happy story about Josh narrowly dodging a huge bullet by being left at the alter, because the alternative would’ve been a hellish marriage to this awful woman or years of alimony payments. Now he can meet a decent person!
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I wanna see a movie about a black woman who never seems to do anything and is really invested in her blonde white friend's dating life who slowly realizes she's the best friend in a Christmas movie
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“No Sleep Til Christmas” should have ended with Lizzie and Billy absolutely miserable because all they can actually do together is sleep, be assholes, and crash Lizzie’s car, while Josh is in a happy, healthy relationship with someone else.
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Josh legitimately got screwed over in that movie. Hard working, dedicated, focused on trying to help his fiance all while she was out with some other dude. Where was his happy ending? Ridiculous.
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the husband deserves so much better like the way she’s blatantly flirting w another man while he saves money for their wedding and does nothing wrong.
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She’s so stressed about the wedding that she can’t sleep, so her solution is to cheat on her unwitting fiancé and leave the wedding in shambles. Ingenious solution, well executed, but for the next run I recommend she just break up from the beginning, it really shaves weeks off the speedrun.
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Josh deserved better than someone who couldn't even come up with an alternative to saying "sleeping together"
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I really hate it when movies try to romanticize cheating. Yeah just because you love someone else doesn't excuse the fact that you're still in a relationship and hurting your partner. It's okay if you don't have feelings for them anymore, but atleast tell them that and not lie about loving them then having an affair behind their back.
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Only being able to fall asleep with a certain person is such a fanfiction trope
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I feel like somewhere in a parallel timeline ‘no sleep ‘till Christmas’ is a lovely and heartfelt movie about a girl in an emotionally abusive relationship, something that stresses her out and makes her unable to sleep, until she meets a guy who treats her well and they fall in love. Her being able to sleep next to him is indicative of how safe and comfortable he makes her, comped to her current fiancé.
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I hate everything about Milo. "I told them I was your husband so they would let me stay." Call the police, immediately.
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Drew went and got so angry about bad Christmas movies it took him all of January to calm down enough to make a video about it
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Genuinely feel like writing a revenge-story fanfic for the first one where Josh gets a happy ending and the sleeping woman and the lazy man turn out not work out as a couple
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The good news for Josh is that he dodged the bullet. The bad news is that it's gonna take a while to recover. The great news is that while he recovers he will be able to watch the two of them gradually destroy each other's lives inevitably on social media until they are shells of themselves. The bad news is that he is a good guy so he'll probably feel bad about that instead of celebrating. The good news is that now he can find someone who is not insane
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Well, hey, the woman who plays Lizzie is at least a good actress because I kept forgetting it was a character and genuinely hated her.
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I love when a movie makes the protagonist the villain by accident, rip Josh's heart
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ok, "No Sleep till Christmas" could've been really cute if they were two singles who just found an unexplained comfort in each other's presence, but they had to make it awful for literally no reason by making her unfaithful lol
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josh's mom saying "i really wish i had left you in jail" gotta be one of the coldest lines in fiction
