Del Monte is Dead to Me

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Published 2020-11-23

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  • unus annus: dies ethan:carrying on with his life mark:destroying del monte corn company
  • @Junseo0510
    Markiplier: *Desperately wants a sponsor Big Corporations: *Treats him like a homeless person and sends socks and food
  • @tocobathan
    Mark: I want corn! Del Monte: *sends mark corn* Mark: i hate you now.
  • @sofajess
    Just because Unus Annus is gone doesn't mean Mark won't stop posting weird shit and this right here is proof.
  • @kk-vd5bu
    Amy - “3-4 months ago probably” Mark - “5-6 months probably, basically a year”
  • @Powerless001
    When he isn't drinking pee or hurting himself to "test his bodies limits", he is starting wars with canned vegetable companies.
  • @carolchavez5213
    It feels like a break up, Mark is " falling in love" with the companies and then breaking up with them... Better than any kdrama
  • @mhdf._7344
    Mark wiping his table with sour patch kids socks is just next level shithousery
  • Markiplier: im not in it for the money. Del monte: dosen’t send a check. Markiplier: refuses to show any more support for them
  • @orbitchjulia
    the del monte people holding the contract that they were gonna send Markiplier next week watching this video: ✍ 👁💧👄💧👁 📃
  • @Hellbrid
    After Unus Annus Ethan: vibin Mark: I'm gonna wreck the entire food industry
  • @Sixend.
    The worst thing is, we all want corn now. If he doesn't have a secret sponsor with all of these brands, they don't know the power that a 19 minute long rant from Markiplier has
  • Not only is this genius satirical comedy but it’s also getting him sponsorships with brands that he couldn’t be further from their target demographic. I love this.
  • @retrolegend
    Unus Annus being deleted was just an excuse to purge his history of Del Monte love.
  • Del Monte: Sends Mark cans of corn that he has shown to love so much Mark: Del Monte is Dead to Me Del Monte: ._.
  • I spent almost 8 years homeless in my early adulthood, and canned veggies and the like saved my life when I found a whole palette of black beans and a palette of corn both having been “lost” by our “camp”. Much respect my friend.
  • @moth_milk
    Hearing Del Monte talk about thicc corn and memes is music to my eyes