Trump Jury Selection Woes | Presidential Hot Dog Eating Contest | Drunk Vultures Rescued

Published 2024-04-18
The judge in Trump’s hush money trial is finding it hard to keep personal information about jurors from leaking out, a new poll shows President Biden trailing his rival by double digits in a hot dog eating contest, and workers at a Connecticut bird sanctuary rescued two vultures who got intoxicated after dumpster diving.

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All Comments (21)
  • @jkap34
    I always enjoy that he puts his imaginary props away. Leaves less for the crew to clean up.
  • @toddmoll4801
    You, Mr. Colbert, are a much needed breath of truth. Thank you for your continuing service.
  • @bcb7443
    Protect the jurors and witnesses!!
  • That Lindsey Graham burn was one of the best I've heard about him. I liked the fact his name came at the end so it caught me off guard !
  • @tdsoldier3198
    Being a juror in this case would be cool but it would also be pretty scary too. I hope all the jurors are kept safe and protected and I hope anyone who tries to intimidate them is arrested.
  • @ronnyshama
    The doo-da jokes were absolutely hilarious! Thank you sir for the good laugh
  • @jacenty1339
    3:16 This is comedic gold, thank you, Stephen. Greetings from Poland 🇵
  • Correction Stephen: 9:27 - 9:36 The driver is a turkey. I'm no ornithologist, but I'm not a bird-brain either. It's pretty obvious. Take a gander again. And I'm not suggesting you steal geese.
  • @docjoe86
    9:33 That’s not a vulture driving, that’s definitely a turkey.
  • These jurors' identities need to be protected at all costs. Even letting out descriptions of their interests and looks should not be allowed.
  • @cindersuzie
    If you want to see giant pumpkins being rowed, just come to Oregon in October. We have had the West Coast Giant Pumpkin Regatta here for more than 20 years.
  • @natsune09
    It would be really funny if Stephen Colbert was summoned for jury duty for the Trump trial. Talk about Awwwwwkward moment in the court when Colbert walks in. Or the funniness of the judge asking him if he can be impartial. "No I can't your honor. But this would give me years worth of material for my show. For the sake of the laughs, let me sit as a juror!"
  • Birds getting drunk on fermented berries happens more often than you’d think
  • @id10t98
    I had a plum tree that squirrels would get drunk eating every late fall season. Great shows watching them.
  • @ajsanime
    LMBO! "There's a vulture driving it too" with a pic of what is clearly a turkey! Come on, gotta call him out on that one.
  • @martusialuba
    Colbert, we have to rely on you to give us the truth about this disaster. Thank you!!!! You’re doing a service to this country like no other!!!
  • @joyousdog1
    I think this monologue was custom-written for pun-loving music teachers with every old ditty ever written rattling around in their heads. I am one of those teachers. Duda indeed. 😁
  • @leifharmsen
    Shame on the NYT for reporting ANYTHING about the jurours in this case!