An Absolutely Terrifying Low Budget RomCom

the dog dancing and singing while the woman is crying is one of the most tone deaf things ive ever seen in a movie

The date scene with the overbearing grandma clearly had a solid comedic idea behind it, but somehow they executed it in the most awkward, unfunny and disturbing way possible. Almost impressive

On a plus note: the woman who plays Jane and the man who plays Prince fell in love on set and are now married with kids.

I wonder what kind of dog related trauma the director had for feeling the need to make dogs look so bad

"I'm not just gonna start rooting for a horny, homophobic dog for no reason." -Danny Gonzalez 2022

This movie has some of the best background to it. The director was Chinese and didn’t have the best English, but he told the actors how to say their lines so they turn out really awkward and not right. Everything Lisa has is green because green is meant to symbolize lust. The voice actor got the dog played Shrek in Shrek the Musical but was too embarrassed to put his name in the credits s which is why he isn’t credited in the film. And the actual reason why there’s no music in the movie is because it did originally have a soundtrack, but the director didn’t have enough money to actually pay the composer for the rights to the music for the movie.

THE TRIGGER WARNINGS GAVE ME A WHIPLASH LIKE WHY IS THIS DOG ROMCOM SO INTENSE

I don't understand why Prince didn't work a night shift as a human. Could've solved a lot of problems.

DANNY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND. There WAS a soundtrack to this movie, but the woman who made the movie didn't properly pay or credit the composer, so was forced to remove the music from the film after its release. The reason she couldn't compensate him was because all the money for this movie came from a church she told she was making a movie about Jesus, but when they found out what the movie was really about, they demanded their money back and she had to pay the cast and crew in cantaloupes and wonton wrappers. This story sounds so fake but I swear all of it is true. The guy who plays the voice of the dog was on Big Time Rush and has talked about it. 😭 EDIT: A commenter reminded me you can also hear about all of it from How Did This Get Made

I don't know what's more tone deaf. The dog dancing and singing after his girl was almost raped or the solution to this "romance" movie being a goddamn suicide followed by decades of crippling loneliness.

A dog saying "I'm not gay" is some of the most surreal shit I've ever seen in my life

“It’s not a beast!” You’re right, it’s bestiality.

This is one of those bad movies where the idea itself was so rancid that even with absolutely flawless execution it still would have sucked ass

The true horror of this movie is they made a golden retriever unlikable

I love how he's just like "I used to cheat on all the women I dated before I got turned into a dog. Anyways, wanna marry me?" And she doesn't even ask questions.

There's not a lot of ways to seem like a terrible person while you're actively intervening to protect a woman who's being assaulted, and yelling "she's mine" is one of them.

the way that this movie just kept happening is astounding

“I was cursed for being a cheating playboy” by far the funniest line in the whole movie 💀💀

oh my fucking god the scene where she’s crying and he’s blabbering on about “winning” her and it keeps cutting between them is a terrifying commentary on men

Thank you RalphTheMovieMaker for helping make this film hit 100% on rotten tomatoes, truly one of the greatest films of all time. More emotional than Titanic.