Why Produce Used to Suck

That ancient banana would be good enough for Tararre

“How did you know my name?” i created you

I love how the only thing Susan is weirded out by is when Sam knows her name. That implies that people getting thrown into the sun in that universe is normal.

Ok, how did he NOT cover the crimson grapefruit? That’s a wild story right there. So back in the 1950’s, some farmer was like, “man, these grapefruits aren’t very sweet, and their flesh isn’t very appealing. Wonder if I can change that?” So he planted a bunch of grapefruit trees in concentric circles and then stuck a rod of Uranium in the middle of all the circles and called it a day. The ones at the center died, the ones at the outer edge did nothing and the ones in between mutated into the red grapefruit we all know and love. Because uranium was really popular after the war.

I mean, as far as "continuing your genetic lineage" goes, "making yourself useful to humans" isn't the worst strategy.

How do I go about consuming grimace

Fun fact: This is the only episode of Sam o’ Nella academy where one of Sam’s characters actually talk to and acknowledges his existence.

I love how well the grimace part aged now with the birthday videos

Mans literally theorizing McDonald’s lore

I want to believe that Sam O’Nella is canonically strong enough to throw someone into the Sun

4:38 predicted the grimace shake

There will never be someone as creative and entertaining as Sam, he was truly a gem and I miss him.

...So you're telling me we've been eating BONELESS BANANAS!?

You could say it was unpearable. Kill me.

I just love how you’re pointing out everything that I’ve been telling my family for years, but they have always ignored me or not belieaved me. You make me feel not insane.

i still remember watching him animate this video on stream, its crazy its been three years. i credit these silly videos for getting me into history in a way i could really swallow. if you see this sam, i hope you are well and hope you prosper in whatever you choose to do

I love how Sam just had a power trip over the universe he created

I feel like this channel is a log of Sam slowly loosing his mind

4:24 did Sam just predict the fate of grimace

wheat and rye already are the steroid versions of grasses. You know when you stroll with shorts through a grassy field in summer? The tiny sticky things itching in your socks: that's what undomesticated wheat look like. Also rye and some other non-wheat wheats were most likely created by accidental breeding. Wheat fields probably used to be overgrown with weeds and people had to weed them out by hand and eye. Weeds with bigger grain and longer rachis got overlooked more often and thus began their domestication by looking more and more like wheat.