Why Produce Used to Suck

That ancient banana would be good enough for Tararre

I feel like this channel is a log of Sam slowly loosing his mind

I love how the only thing Susan is weirded out by is when Sam knows her name. That implies that people getting thrown into the sun in that universe is normal.

I love how well the grimace part aged now with the birthday videos

Mans literally theorizing McDonald’s lore

I mean, as far as "continuing your genetic lineage" goes, "making yourself useful to humans" isn't the worst strategy.

Fun fact: This is the only episode of Sam o’ Nella academy where one of Sam’s characters actually talk to and acknowledges his existence.

Ok, how did he NOT cover the crimson grapefruit? That’s a wild story right there. So back in the 1950’s, some farmer was like, “man, these grapefruits aren’t very sweet, and their flesh isn’t very appealing. Wonder if I can change that?” So he planted a bunch of grapefruit trees in concentric circles and then stuck a rod of Uranium in the middle of all the circles and called it a day. The ones at the center died, the ones at the outer edge did nothing and the ones in between mutated into the red grapefruit we all know and love. Because uranium was really popular after the war.

“How did you know my name?” i created you

...So you're telling me we've been eating BONELESS BANANAS!?

There will never be someone as creative and entertaining as Sam, he was truly a gem and I miss him.

He predicted Grimace’s return

I want to believe that Sam O’Nella is canonically strong enough to throw someone into the Sun

I love how Sam just had a power trip over the universe he created

I just love how you’re pointing out everything that I’ve been telling my family for years, but they have always ignored me or not belieaved me. You make me feel not insane.

The evil grimace arms have finally returned to cause mass panic in the form of the grimace shake

My name is Maize and if I had a dollar for every time someone called me "Maze" or referenced corn, I could afford my own corn maze

“That’s just my McDonalds head cannon” is an odd phrase to say the least

4:38 predicted the grimace shake

the grimace meme gets better here in july 2023 from his birthday