I Got Google Banned From My School

I always disliked the SafeSearch crap, but my school board crossed the line when they blocked CoolMathGames

Teacher: WHAT IS THIS?! picture: literally just a chicken Chipflake: a b r e a s t

I got an encyclopedia banned from my school, because 3 out of 400 some pages were about human preproduction, and when my classmate saw it while I was plipping through pages, they stopped my page turning, and started taking notes, which brought attention to us, and so the teacher banned the book.

Chip has really came a long way since 4 years ago. The art style is definitely noticably different from the newer videos. Great job chip.

“WHAT IS THIS?” “Err.. a breast.” Chip you are such a character.

Tip for Wikipedia: replace the "en" in the link with "simple" to simplify the wiki page and make it a bit less complicated

We installed the original GTA on our schools system in a way that all the kids could access it if they wanted to. We could even "co-op" on the LAN. Ah good times.

This awoke a memory! This video is 3 years old but im gonna comment anyway. One time, I searched up Momo to see what it was, and one of my friends saw it, and told the teacher. Then the teacher told the principal and a letter was distributed to all the parents warning about internet searches. So now everyone in my class has a letter in their house warning about the internet.

Schoolbooks: have detailed depictions of human genitals in biology books. Teacher: "sleep" Random Girl found picture of a female brest on wikipedia. Teacher: "Ban bloogle!"

at my school my friend avoided getting caught so long that he listened to a full 10 hours of shreksophone

I accidentally destroyed every single computer in my school by uploading a multiplying gile to the shared server

Honestly during my 8th year of middle school, I was the leading student in terms of finding and testing 3rd party websites that could get around the schools safe search. I found over 100 separate sites that took YouTube videos and put them on a separate site, accessible by school iPads. I'm sage to say I left a definite mark on that school. Glad I left though, the school became very cringe in the way they dealt with kids. Oh my goodness, ptsd. I even wrote a disstrack on the school. Fire poem.

We had no Safesearch and we had no teacher in the room and we had about 70% males around 14. And we didn't get an assignment, we were told to 'practice' blind typing. Within 4 minutes, we were all gasping at Murat's screen, on which a woman was intercoursing with a dog on the streets in a far away country. I don't know, I learned a lot of scary things in those hours, nothing about computers though.

There was an “inappropriate” ad on cool math games and the entire school got banned

I actually have a similar story to this. When I was in fifth grade these kids were looking up “funny pictures of black people.” For any non american readers here, the United States has a very very dark history with racism and this was a huge no for my teacher. I wasn’t in that group of idiots but later that week the school principal came in and gave the boys, the girls got to continue recess, a powerful lecture about racism and in her words, “character harassment.” So for the rest of the year we weren’t allowed to use google.

"WHAT IS THIS" points at chicken "uh...a breast?"

Our teachers hate Wikipedia. Every time we research they always scream ”AND DO NOT USE WIKIPEDIA.”

There is always that one kid that snitches

My old school is banning everything. They banned coolmathgames, yes, but they are also banning YouTube and you need a code to access it. So glad I left, the program they are using for safe search would collect and sell data. I never brought my iPad home when I was there.

Chipflake got banned from the laptops. But not the computers. Proceeds to bing in an entire gaming PC