The Stolen Slushy Machine Story - Part 1

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"The Stolen Slushy Machine Story" Part 1
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This is the story of my teenage youth when I stole a slushy machine, and eventually got arrested. The next part will be about getting arrested and going to juvenile detention. And Part 1 will be uploaded SOON, like, within a week to patreon. I still have to write it out, but its probably the Most Unexceptional part of the whole Slushy Machine Saga.

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  • Rusty: Stealing is bad. Also Rusty: Greatest Heist of all Time.
  • Prisoner: "What you in for?" Teenage Rusty: "I stole a slushy machine..." Prisoner: "Look man you can have the whole cell ill sleep on the floor for now"
  • You say it takes place 2 days before Christmas, but then Elliot says "live like kings all summer long" Bamboozled
  • Should have stolen Sargento's Cheese machines.
  • Rusty: Someone who is actually good at telling stories. Clickbait Youtubers: gets jumped on by a dog I ALMOST GOT RAPED BY A DOG
  • I can't imagine how pissed your parents must have been.
  • They must have been close - they all have the same tattoos....
  • Yeah, rusty might be bad But I don't use straps on motion controllers
  • Florida kid and his friends tried to steal slushy machine but they failed because they werent edgy enough
  • @cas3899
    "I had two friends: Elliot and Rodger." Gee Rusty, I wonder where you came up with those names. 🤔
  • Rusty: "To unlock the whole story you must pay me!" Rusty cage more like Rusty EA
  • @lucebruh
    There is no way this dude just made an Elliot Rodgers reference