I Caught a Home Invader Trying to Rob Me

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The thief was there to steal your background music

It’s funny how everyone deleted their comment of “why is he black” when he explained that the robber was black

Moral of the story: never rob a man who stole a slushy machine and uses military weapon accessories as gardening tools.

When you want to find those “Why he black?” Comments but you instead see comments saying “Who’s here looking for those “Why he black?”” Comments

“I had a bayonet knife that I kept in a pipe because I use it for gardening” Rusty 2020

Funny how you first taught people how to pick a lock.

Who’s here to read (why he got to be black) comments after the sword maker video?

“Does Ray live here?” “It was all a con.” Me: Huh... a Raycon? Me a few minutes later: Holy shit, I was right.

Rusty: "Wtf are you doing in my house?" Burglar: "Can I borrow a cigarette?"

He was tryna get the Slushy machine

plot twist: it’s actually the ceo of the Playgendary

He protecc He attacc and before you call rusty racist, yes, the robber was Blacc

Guy: oh shit wrong address oh cool cookies I'll eat these while I wait Rustycage: Stabs him

This is what a woman told us when we walked out and asked her wtf is she doing around our house. "I thought someone else was living here." - Yet, she didn't tell us a name, she didn't check the name on our mailbox. She didn't knock on the door. She didn't ask about that "other person" she thought was living here, etc. She looked like a homeless drug abuser. We did look the security camera footage, she was really checking out the cameras, walked close to them, looked into them, etc. It was a pretty obvious situation. One day I might upload the footage about her...

A true American would pull an M16 out of their sock

Despite being such a "dark" channel you have some of the silliest recurring elements (e.g. the rubber chicken, Sargento cheese, lemons...) which really makes for a great blend imo

>talks about how his roommate couldn't hear the intruder for wearing headphones >is sponsored by raycon

ASMR Rusty Cage Breaks Into Your House And Plays The Knife Game With Your Hands

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