Netflix's Awful Christmas Movies

These movies killed so many of my brain cells that I forgot Emma Roberts’ name.

Old Crone: sends knight 700 years into the future to find love Knight: Dies immediately from 700 years of evolving diseases he had no previous exposure to with an immune system weakened by malnourishment.

The entire High School Musical franchise is Vanessa Hudgens almost kissing someone but getting interrupted so none of this surprises me

Did anybody else realize that the knight before Christmas is just the first Thor movie? Guy is about to become a higher rank of something (whether it be a knight or a king) but gets sent through space or time to modern day, gets run over by the love interest driving a car, everyone thinks he’s crazy because he’s talking about where he’s from, they go to a cafe to get breakfast where the guy is impressed by the new food he’s eating, asks for “another” but acts improperly. And we all know Loki shares characteristics with the hag.

i love how sir coles accent just... disappears when he starts talking "modern" like every british person died in 1776

Emma Watson, Emma Roberts, Emma Stone... enough to get confused

Me: "Mom, can I have Emma Watson?" Mom: "No, we have Emma Watson at home" Emma Watson at home: 14:48

Obsessed with the fact that he refers to princess and the pauper rather than prince and the pauper. The impact Barbie has. Unmatched.

you cannot convince me that Vanessa Hudgens didn't sign up to do all those Christmas movies because she wanted to kiss a bunch of semi-attractive men

I was listening, and not watching, when Drew said “Emma Watson” instead of “Emma Roberts” and I thought “Damn, Hallmark got that Emma Watson money?”

Drew: Starring Emma Watson Movie: stars Emma Roberts Me: Now wait just a minute...

the most unrealistic part of this movie is not the time travel, but the fact that a middle school teacher has a GUEST house

"Get away from those children, you share characteristics with the hag!" my favourite line holy shit

“The police saw him using excessive force against a teenager so they asked him to join the force? This movie is more realistic than I thought” HAHAHAHA

Drew: "Emma Watson" Reality: Emma Roberts

I love how the movie ignores how blatantly sexist/racist Sir Cole would have been if this actually happened.

First off, love that Old Crone looks like an elderly instagram model. Second, love that they actually went and named a knight "Circle". I can't believe I agonize so much when I name characters, and these writers went with "Sir Cole" and called it a day. Edit: Also, I love that Santa looks exactly like Glenn Close as the Boo Box guy in Hook.

Ah commentary community when you can be: guy, greg and a kurtistown citizen

Ah yes Emma Watson, known for Wild Child and Scream Queens. Often confused with Emma Roberts, who played Hermione.

"Ew, have I ever dated my handsome best friend? NO...... I like edward" Drew just described the plot of twilight Edit: woah, this is definitely the most likes i’ve ever gotten, thanks guys