We Ate the Squares
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Published 2022-11-30
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All Comments (21)
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Mmnn square food
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I’m almost impressed by how the squares simultaneously have dystopian and 70s jello salad vibes
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Absolutely obsessed with Drew saying “good game” as he bro hugs his wife. That’s the kinda relationship I’m after tbh
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The square and glossy appearance of square food is the closest I'll ever get to my dream of eating delicious looking soap
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It’s like they wanted to do a homogenized texture for people with sensory texture issues— but they chose one of the worst possible textures
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I like how customer support called the yellow juice on your chicken squares "secret sauce" and then told you how they make the sauce.
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My favorite part of this is that they felt like they needed to add grill marks to ensure you believe that this square is indeed "a food."
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3:41 How did they manage to take ALL the potassium out of broccoli and spinach? Even at a 45g serving, they naturally have a bunch of potassium. I'd say that shit is bananas, but clearly, it's not.
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"My life is in your hands" before an immediate cut to you serving the mystery cubes to your wife was an incredible bit
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This takes “three square meals a day” to a whole other level
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These two have a sense of humor that really complements each other. They should get married or something.
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I keep coming back specifically because of 9:05 "square plate for square food, circle plate for circle food". Its just... a chefs kiss couple moment.
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12:30 killed me. Doing a bro hug with your wife is truly relationship goals.
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I loved that ending bit, "never judge a book by it's cover, because you never know how it will taste" "That's a weird thing to put on the news" Completely out of nowhere, absolutely loved it
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i love how they said "its our secret sauce" and then named all the ingredients
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Its a kick in the teeth when they tell you how low their overhead is and how big their margin is. Directly telling you they are scamming you out of a lpt of money
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I feel like the fact that the ad feels more directed towards investors than consumers is a dead give-away that this is more of a pump and dump stock scam than an earnest attempt at making a product.
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The fact that that this video isn’t sponsored by square space is heart breaking
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drew saw our comments about him slowly becoming a video essayist on his last 40 minute video and released a 12 minute video. he's keeping us alert. we can never get too comfortable
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oh so THIS is what they meant by three square meals a day