The Most Confusing Movie I Have Ever Seen
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Published 2019-06-29
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All Comments (21)
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“You can’t be a ninja if you’re a virgin.” -Kurtis Conner, 2019
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maybe he would be better at dancing if he faced the screen that displays the steps to take
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9:25 fun fact, it's bad to put your chopsticks standing up in a bowl of rice, because it resembles the incense they use at funerals. whatever researchers they hired were really bad at their jobs. also, that rice is clearly uncooked.
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LOL my boyfriend walked in for the 'flying-at-boobs-scene' and his reaction: "What incel directed that!?"
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Corbin Bleu sang the words, “I don’t dance” while Ryan countered with the argument, “I say you can.” smh Kurtis
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ah, kurtis lake. my favorite place to visit in kurtistown
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the stereotypical “oriental” music, japanese ninjas, korean writing, traditional chinese structures and clothing should tell you everything you need to know about this movie and it’s directors. jeez 😭
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It’s like this movie couldn’t decide between being a disney flick, horny white boy movie, or a really racially-insensitive kung fu knock-off. Props to whatever ungodly trixter brought this idea to Earth
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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson? I prefer Kurtis 'The Lake' Conner.
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You know what Kurtis? It's very good to see YOU again.
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"If you have a birthmark on your body that kind of looks like something, that's what you are, dude!" Kurtis re-discovers cutie marks
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as someone who used to practice circus arts, I know the hula hoop thing requires balance and strength to perfect. that said, it does look a little odd in a ninja movie.
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I'm surprised they were even able to get asian actors for this offensive ass movie
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The fact that the movie is set "Somewhere in Asia," has Japanese characters, uses Japanese culture (ninja), but has a mix of Korean- and Chinese-style settings and uses a mixture of Korean and Japanese language for all of the writings tells me all that I need to know about it. The creators were too lazy to even pick research actual Japanese culture so they decided to throw in all the east Asian things lmao
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the way they just stuck the chopsticks into the rice bowl like they did in 9:28 is no joke one of the most offensive table manners in Japan... well done on your research Dance Ninja
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I feel like Lucas Grabeel did this to escape being stereotyped as ‘the gay one’ after Ryan. But like… this is not it, bro.
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korean symbols japanese ninjas chinese flags and buildings very American man Makes sOo much sense
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This is like Kung Fu Panda except it's less culturally sensitive, less mature, but more horny for some reason.
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I don't know what shocked me more the Property Brother or the fact I was convinced Ryan was La Douche's son and there was gonna be this whole 'you may be my dad but you're not my father' y'know, an actual arc.
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"He has a rat tail" future Kurtis laughing in mullet
