history of the entire world, i guess

It’s tradition to come back to this once in a while

I'm scared to blink and miss a whole century.

I love how the sultan of Oman living in Zanzibar gets about as much screen time as WW2

I'm leaving this for later 0:48 Creation of the universe 1:30 First star 1:51 Introduction of Earth 2:08 Flooding alert 2:15 Life in the ocean 2:50 Cambrian explosion 3:16 Animals on land 3:52 Dinosaur extinction 4:13 Humans 4:40 Bronze age 4:46 Society 5:40 Spread of chariots 5:52 Arrivals in India 5:56 Hinduism 6:05 Iron Age 6:08 Isrealites arrive in Isreal 6:16 Spread of colonies 6:21 Empires conquering each other 6:28 Buddhism 6:35 China breaks 6:43 Alexander the Great conquers Persian empire 6:51 Macedonian empire breaks 6:57 Chandragupta conquers India 7:16 China puts itself back again 7:39 Roman empire 7:46 Christianity 8:12 China breaks again 8:22 China puts itself back together again 8:24 China breaks again 8:36 Christianity becoms legal 8:40 Constantine moves the capital 8:46 Golden age of India 9:00 Fall of the Roman empire 9:16 China puts itself back together again 9:25 Islam 9:49 Islamic golden age 10:05 French king becomes 'King of Roman empire' 10:18 Greenland and Iceland's names mixed up terribly 10:34 New kingdoms 10:51 Crusades 11:16 Invention of gunpowder 11:18 Mongolian empire 11:22 Fall of the mongolian empire 11:27 Tonga time 11:38 King of Mali shows off 11:42 Christians drive out Muslims 11:50 Black death 11:56 Majpahhitt 12:09 Renaissance period 12:12 Byzantine empire gone 11:27 Christopher Columbus 12:57 Ivan the great 13:08 Protestant reformation 13:20 Ottoman empire 13:24 Ivan the terrible (not Ivan the great) 13:27 Portugal conquers the Indian ocean 13:40 Dutch start colonising 14:04 English - French war 14:14 The US declares independence 14:25 French revolution 14:39 Napoleon 14:46 Latin american independence 14:50 Industrial revolution 15:03 Britain colonises India 15:30 Even more technological advancements 15:37 Abolition of slavery 15:46 Colonisation of Africa 16:04 Spanish - American war 16:24 World war 1 16:30 USSR established 16:39 Israel established 17:03 The great depression 17:04 Hitler born 17:08 Japanese empire 17:18 End of WW2 17:21 Pacific Showdown! 17:32 Independence of India 17:50 Communist China 17:57 Korean war 18:12 Cold war 18:18 First man on the moon 18:24 Decolonisation 18:27 Racism is bad 18:34 Population boom 18:41 USSR falls 18:49 9/11 19:20 THE END

Bill Wurtz: "THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER" The Internet: "We can make a religion out of this"

Aliens : "So, tell us a bit about your so-called 'Earth'." Me :

Time to lock in for AP world tommrow

7 years today since this piece of cinema dropped.

Teacher: Make An Essay Of The History Of Earth. Bill: Sharpening 48 Pencils

Teacher: If you’re so smart summarize the history of the world Him: INHALES

3:01 "can we go on land?" "NO" "why?" "the sun is a deadly lazer" iconic.

This is legitimately a contender for the greatest Youtube video of all time

“i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat” shows plane

Me: Connects to internet Chrome: “And the dinosaurs are gone”

The amount of people here cramming for the AP World Exam... (I'm one of them)

9:59 “Want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere?” Yes, yes I do want to get enlightened in the middle of nowhere, thanks for asking.

teacher: why isnt the sun killing us me: raises hand teacher: go ahead tim me: blanket.

When your world history test is in 20 minutes and you haven’t studied.

Thanks for including Haiti in this funky history of the entire world! The Haitian Revolution is usually left out despite how radical it was as an idea and its obvious impact on the world powers at that time.

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