"The Hearse Song" by Rusty Cage

Me: lol I'll get cremated Rusty: "Ah, so you're skipping to the burning in hell part."

When I die I want my remains scattered at Disney world. Oh I also don't want to be cremated

Child: “mommy, what happens when you die?” Mother: uhm well sweetheart, you go up to heaven! Your crazy uncle:

Wife: "Sing a lullaby for our son, honey" Me:

I like your necklace.

0:47 ah yes, I used to play the deer skull.

As someone who can often feel useless, knowing I will someday feed a worm colony is very inspiring.

For a song that’s incredibly dark and depressing, it absolutely slaps.

”play this at my funeral” has been taken to a whole new level

Billie Eillish: "the way I wear my noose, like a necklace." Rusty: *actually wearing a noose*

I know that this is depressing and all, but I'm just here imagining the skull saying, "STOP HITTING ME!"

I‘m late Lyrics/Songtext: Don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by For you may be the next to die They wrap you up in bloody sheets To drop you six feet underneath They put you in a pinewood box And cover you up with dirt and rocks It all goes well for about a week And then, your coffin begins to leak And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out The worms play pinochle on your snout They eat your eyes, they eat your nose As you begin to decompose A slimy beetle with demon's eyes Chews through your stomach and out your sides Your stomach turns to rancid grease And puss pours out like melted cheese You spread it on a slice of bread And that's what you'll eat when you're dead And the worms crawl out, the worms crawl in The ones that crawl in are lean and thin The ones that crawl out are fat and stout Your eyes fall in, and your hair falls out Your brain turns into maggot pie Your liver starts to liquify And for the living, all is well As you sink further into hell And the flames rise up to drag you down Into the fire, where you will drown Your skin melts off as you descend And Satan tears you limb from limb Your suffering will never end And the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out They'll eat your guts and then shit them out And when your bones begin to rot The worms remain, but you do not So don't ever laugh as a hearse goes by For someday, you'll be the one to die And when Death brings his cold despair Ask yourself, "Will anyone care?"

Dude the worms are just vibing dont worry.

Song: Has very depressing lyrics. Ads: CHEETOS

It's creepy... but very catchy. Imma play this on Halloween this year and dress up as a decomposing human to make it all the better-

Someone: dies A family of worms: "We eating good tonight!"

therapist: don't be afraid of death, death is beautiful the death:

Search: how humans decompose Google: shows a wiki Bing:

I know this may seem weird but coming back to this song after so many years gives me a specific feeling of nostalgia no video can make me feel

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark books taught me this song at the scholastic book fair like 20 years ago, what a wonderful rendition Mr. Cage.