Bird Box (2018) KILL COUNT

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The monster: I’m gonna kill everything that looks at me. Blind people: I’m about to do what called a pro gamer move.

Fun fact: the “local looking store” is a whole 30 second walk from my front door. Movies and shows film there all the fucking time. The store could have its own star on the walk of fame, I swear.

“I cant believe lydia didia that” PLZ I DIED-

when the kids both said "I'll do it" with their adorable little voices my heart melted

Most of the world: Dies James: 27 take it or leave it

Bird box = Can't see Quiet Place = Can't Talk Hush = Can't hear Corona = Can't go outside

The ending is so sweet I love that she named the kids after loved ones

What was odd about Gary’s little story was that, he said “they took us outside and forced their eye open” well, if his eyes were closed, then how did he know that they opened the other people’s eyes?

Bird Box: Can't See Quiet Place: Can't Talk Hush: Can't Hear You: Can't Get a Girlfriend

The monster: exists Everyone: freaking out Blind people: pathetic

I was so pissed off that Douglas died. He was the smartest character in the movie, but the good samaritans had to go and let in someone whose entire backstory reeked of bullshit, while also dwindling their already short supplies. It's the fucking apocalypse, but apparently they still wanted to feel like good people.

“She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And right now, she be holdin’ a machete.” I LOVE IT

Monster: imma bout to end this mans whole career Blind People: Monster: You weren’t supposed to do that

Bird Box - Don't look Don't Breathe - Don't breathe A Quiet Place - Shut the Fuck Up Hush - Can't hear Spiderman - Don't feel so good My Toilet - Can't Flush

“I can’t believe Lydia diddiya that!” -Dead meat, Jan 2019

I love how The Menu got a self-harm/suicide warning for a single moment of suicide, and yet this video doesn't get one despite the whole point of blinding yourself is so you don't kill yourself.

"She knows that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and right now, she beholding a machete." My favorite line.

How to kill the creatures: 1. Take off blindfold. 2. Say 'uno reverse card' 3. Boom it kills itself.

Tom dying was the saddest part for me... Because his biggest fear was losing the woman and children he loved... And once they were safe he was able to let go.. 😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 Edit: no matter what those WERE his kids. And he was their father 😭♥️