You're Doing It All Wrong - How to Make Oatmeal

you're still doing it all wrong, you gotta grow your own oats

"Hey kids what do you want to eat?" "I want Oatmeal" "Alright it'll be done tomorrow"

nigga you think im gonna go through all that for some oatmeal??

This video changed my life. Before I watched this video I had no idea what I was missing using microwaved oatmeal. I've been using this method for a bit over a week now and my life has turned around. I got a raise at work, and my wife says I've improved lots in bed!

Hey, I actually came across a cool oatmeal combo by accident when I ran out of maple syrup. Just add some condensed milk, vanilla extract, cinnamon, and a pat of salted butter, and you've got a sort of tasty horchata oatmeal. It's super nom!

he looks like he could teach you to roll a joint and make some oatmeal

"I found it on a homesteading website. I think it's popular among the Amish." Ahahaha. Tell me another one!

If you're adding milk or water to your oatmeal, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG. You need to add Doritos consommé for that south western kick...

After you finish your bowl of oatmeal, you realize you're late to work or school #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat

I was totally digging this video until he pulled out the Amish grain mill. Ain't nobody got time for that.... but then he pulled out the miso paste and tahini? Mind blown. What's wrong with a handful of berries and a squirt from my plastic honey bear?

i don't understand why people keep hurling insults and calling him a snob? look.... he is spending his time, not your time, making his oatmeal. he can do his oatmeal however he wants... just like you can do it however you want. if you ground the oatmeal in bulk amounts and froze it in a jar/container, you can just pull it out and use it whenever you want. microwaved oatmeal is fine if you like it like that. but the freshest oatmeal is "the best" if you're looking for nutrients. if you aren't then who cares, just throw the packet in the microwave....

If you start making breakfast the night before, then you're doing it all wrong

Tahini and miso paste in oatmeal. You can tell that this guy is a hipster.

I love microwaved flavor packets of oatmeal... they're perfect, and easy. tahini-miso oatmeal does not sound good.

Bro i am just trying to wake up and make 90 second oatmeal not spend 3 hours doing some hippy shit.

Correction: How to make Oatmeal if you have no job, hobbies, or children.

I just want to make some regular oatmeal...

who the fuck installs a microwave on their floor

I recently discovered that oatmeal should be soaked in a warm place on the counter, 7-24 hours before cooking with something acidic to neutralize the phytic acid. After searching YouTube for a decent recipe, you are the first person to I found who soaks the oats. Thank you for sharing those healthy ingredients to add to the bowl!

Splendid, well done and very informative. I love tahini so much , and most importantly my pan won’t be full of stuck oats as it is when they cook for the 15 min like the instructions say you should on the package. 👍👍👍