Smash Ultimate Roster: Who's Actually Smashed? Tier List

Yes this is a dumb video. Don't forget to Subscribe lol Update 1: Ken from Street Fighter is apparently married and has a kid now. I haven't played a Street Fighter since Street Fighter 2 Turbo World Championship Edition, where he was still a Chad. I've been getting mixed reports on Joker and what's implied to happen in certain scenes in Persona 5, but he is a high school student, so I'm still going to err on the side of virgo Update 2: February 17th, 2021 Pyra & Mythra: Y'all already know I've played Xenoblade 2 lol. Despite their designs that...leave very little to the imagination, they're both 500 year old beings, but they've only been awake for 2 of those years. Addam does not bone Mythra in the Prequel DLC, and there's no way Rex of all people boned either of them during the main game. So I'm going to go with "Probably Virgins" Tier, and given that Pyra & Mythra are technically artificial lifeforms, you could even make the argument that they're go with ROB and Megaman into the "Is a Robot" Tier. Update 3: June 2021 Kazuya Mishima: I don't think he ever officially got married, but he is the father of Jin Kazama, another Tekken protagonist starting with Tekken 3, so he goes into the "Has Kids" Tier Update 4: October 2021 Sora Kingdom Hearts: Is a child.

Sex doesn’t exist in the Mario universe. Babies canonically come from the Stork.

Link is not a virgin. There's a botw speedrun category called Get Laid%.

Bayonetta f*cked the entire competitive scene of Smash at one point. She really is a CHAD.

Wario actually chose money over getting married to a princess in one of his games XD

While Ken is indeed a CHAD, he also has a wife and a kid so he should go into the "married" tier

"Ink. isn't. cum. Except that time it was" That was so silly I love it

"This tier list is based on in-game canon" "Wii Fit is a Chad" The game is literally just you exercising

Pyra and Mithra New category: is a sword

Someone forgot the fact that Ken has a wife

Chrom and lucina are direct descendants of Marth so there is 0 speculation that Marth isn’t a virgin

Hearing “Isabelle. She’s way too cute. Virgin” in a deep, raspy voice made my day.

I mean, Robin is such a Harem master that he controls the love life of his friends to ensure that their kids have the best growths

As far as Joker is concerned, assuming you date only one of the girls, there's a part on Valentine's Day that heavily implies they go up to his room and "reveal their true forms". I think CHAD works better.

Pit: SIMP dark pit: dark SIMP

Terry actually actively tries not to date anyone. He’s one of those guys where everyone he tries to date dies for whatever reason (mostly because Geese kills them). He and Blue Mary just talk.

“I’m going to put all of you in the CHAD tier” We’re gamers... you’re giving us too much credit

I'm sorry but Luigi gets pegged by Daisy on the daily, Kirby is also a child

i like how his voice progressively gets lower.

"Isabelle way to cute. Virgin." Twitter fanart: LIAR