Can You ACTUALLY Beat Minecraft in a Perfectly Straight Line?

I love watching small content creators driving themselves to insanity.

"Fuck" Counter: 106 Not bad, you said "fuck" every 17.6 seconds on average haha

Minecraft Players: "OMG THIS IS SO DIFFICULT" Terraria Players: "Hold my beer"

The 5 min timer starts when the area is loaded in. Since it was a 1000 blocks out it didnt despawn yet

bro really said fucking 15 times in 1 min 30 seonds

The “jingle jingle” with the trial keys 😭😭💀😭😭💀💀😭

strips a log accidentally "Fuck" proceeds to strip ever log except one This made me laugh so hard.

Around 14:45 when your items didn't despawn, it's because the chunks the items were in weren't loaded. Once items are loaded, then they despawn. It's why you can die in the end, run back to your portal, and retrieve your items even if more than 5 minutes passed.

14:39 The reason why your items didn’t despawn is because the chunks weren't loaded. It is also referred to as a ticking area. Which is basically the chunks of area around a player that are where time passes in ticks. In this area, crops grow, mobs spawn, and command blocks function as intended. But when the player leaves the ticking area, time stops. Crops do not grow, mobs won't spawn, and command blocks stop functioning. Spawn is always a ticking area, even when the player isn’t at spawn. So time will still pass normally at spawn. The 5-minute timer will only come into play when you have been in the chunks where the items were for 5 minutes without picking them up. Then they will despawn. I hope this answered your question!

in 2 days this is going to go absurdly viral and ekvyn will continue uploading long form content for a year before he abruptly disappears off the face of the internet and people make video essays about it until another year later he randomly comes back and addresses the disappearance in a 2 minute video before continuing to upload he will then hit a million subscribers and eventually get invited to a mainstream smp, focusing his content more on smps and he will continue making content for a few more years before he gets enough money and quits youtube, this time announcing his disappearance and his fans are happy about to good run he had in the content creating genre

i fucking love this guys accent, and yes i’m one of those country americans who claps his hands and laughs at non bald eagle accents

5:59 The way the log did a little hop off the edge absolutely killed me omg

Now Minecraft is literally 3D terraria

Take a shot every time Ekvyn says fuck

The items didn’t de-spawn because the chunks weren’t loaded. TLDR outside spawn chunks, the chunks aren’t loaded unless players are nearby or you have a chunk loader. Hope this helps

4:41 “I messed up, we gotta go bald”

your stuff didn't despawn because the chunks weren't loaded in. The timer only ticks down when the items are loaded. Great video!

Content ideas: 100/100 Family Friendliness: 0/100 😂

Why did someone buy the ekvyn membership when there's no benefits?? 😭

you know in my recommanded theres usually that one very low view video. I clicked on this one THINKING it was like a 1 mil view and watched it all THEN ITS FUCKING 4K? YOU BAITED ME EKVYN YOU JUST RUINED MY LIFE WHAT IS WRO 10/10