Straight People Gotta Stop

if ur a pissed off heterosexual person in the comments please take a chill pill bucko you’re allowed to laugh at yourself!!! relax!!!

“don’t loose a loyal man because he’s occasionally unfaithful” has to be the worst advice i’ve ever heard 😂

"don't lose a loyal man because he's occasionally unfaithful" do u even know what loyal means bro

If cutting out your eyes makes your boyfriend happy, that isn’t your boyfriend. That’s the mayor of Prague.

Honestly as a straight guy, that “I hate my wife” boomer humor really grosses me out. Like, don’t be with her man, divorce is very much a thing now. Becoming toxic and resentful doesn’t help anyone.

when that girl said "our world" she was telling him she's a commie

why is no one talking about how kurtis has a cello

The only time I've ever seen a gender reveal party I actually liked was one for a pregnant horse.

There are two types of elderly couple The kind who hate each other with a dying passion for no apparent reason and don't get a divorce because they'd bee too lonely and lose a lot of money And the two most wholesome people you will ever know There is absolutely no in between.

This dude predicted that a gender reveal party will burn down something.

"Babe whats your biggest fear?" "Definitely wasps" "NO, you were supposed to say losing me!" "Idk wasps are pretty scary"

Ok but as a gay, that Shrek wedding looks lit af.

As a not straight person, actually if you’re a straight man and woman getting married and you’re gonna dress up as shrek and Fiona for that, that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen

“i never asked you to cut your eyes out and sell your leg why would you do that to yourself” the girlfriend: ⚫️👄⚫️

Theres nothing hotter than a dude who's comfotable with his sexuality tbh

I think straight people are more likely to end up in resentful marriages because it's the most socially acceptable relationship type. People don't get gay married or stay in poly relationships just because their family/church expects them to, they do it because they've done a lot of self-reflection and realized that's what will make them happy. On the other hand, a lot of straight marriages happen just because they're following the Life ScriptTM without any self-reflection. So, it is more likely that they'll get married to the wrong person for the wrong reasons. A lot of people just won't do well in a lifelong relationship with one person. Some people do better with other types of relationships (or none at all), but they are taught that marriage is the only "right" way. So, they force themselves into an arrangement they dislike and convince themselves the resentment is normal. Marriage works well for me, since I'm a creature of habit that loves waking up with the same partner every single day. You're not broken if you don't want that, so don't consign yourself to a life of posting passive aggressive cope memes... be yourself!

Chill cool dude that respects other people’s sexuality’s and genders/pronouns. Respect.

why do all of kurtis’s tiny jokes turn into mini movies

"Welcome to my world." "Our world now." *Soviet Anthem starts playing*

if anyone is wondering why "I hate my spouse" culture is so rampant, it's mostly because of the shaming associated with divorce in more conservative communities. people feel like getting divorced makes them unlovable, inherently a bitch and it's often frowned upon in said communities due to misogyny and the idea you must be with your husband for life regardless of happiness. especially in the US, where another factor is the divorce process is a bitch in itself. people are afraid of being ousted from their social circles or turned into jokes, so when their marriages are obviously showing signs of falling apart, they just... don't get divorced. this leads to deeper resentment and sadly abuse, and any kids in the picture often take a brunt of it too. some people can't realise they're just not a good fit together, which also ties in with the expectations on people to have a happy nuclear heterosexual family, or the idea that dating and relationships are what make people good and whole, not just being good people, and that not wanting to be married makes them bad somehow (this connects to amatonormativity, but that's another can of worms) then there are also a lot of couples who are kind of forced to get married due to circumstances, such as the girl getting pregnant. this obviously isn't a great basis for any relationships.