Schizophrenic Wands | Noita
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Published 2024-03-08
No modded spells used (however spell lab, wand dbg, and cheat menu were used to help make this video).
Music:
Niilo Takalainen - Out-take III
Yugo Kanno - Stardust Crusaders (Jotaro's theme)
Casey Edwards - Bury the Light (Definitive edition remix by nyoom zoom)
Yoshimasa Terui - Malevolent Shrine
0:00 Intro
0:16 1. Improved Note Wand
1:52 2. Thunderstorm
3:11 3. Sun
4:28 4. Stand
6:13 5. Summoning Circle
7:53 6. Judgement Cut End
8:54 7. Pocket Dimension
10:50 8. Domain Expansion
All Comments (21)
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"here's a wand that summons the fucking sun" - only in noita
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ive been playing noita for a few months now, this community absolutely scares the shit outta me on a regular basis, but bravo this, this is terrifying
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8:58 "Once inside Minas Domain Expansion: Metempsychological Prestidigitation. The infinite souls of Minas past lives diffuse into the target causing their body to violently erupt with cursed energy, killing them instantly. It is feared among even the most powerful of Sorcerers as Minas cursed wands allow them to perfectly manipulate Cursed Energy to their will similarly to the Six Eyes of Gojo Satoru. The end result is a Technique that not even Limitless could defend against. It is a perfected Work."
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Bro became the wizard that got tired of ppls shit and started casting super enethical spells like "instant brain hemorhage" and "unending panic attack"
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The pocket dimension one feels like a final smash
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This is not just wand crafting, this is wand crafting turned into art. I'm so used to just going for simple and efficient wands that just kill things, seeing these wands felt like a breath of fresh air.
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optimizing wands that deal millions of damage to need only 30 max mana makes me so proud of the community. You are all more scary than any cryptid <3
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"For his neutral special, he wields THE SUN"
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This guy would be the type of wizard that would call "Testicular Torsion" a rookie spell, and then invent a whole new unethical spell in an afternoon drunken bender that somehow combines slowed time perception, hyper regeneration, constant ejaculation, and transmute-sperm-to-super-acid.
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This is some real wizard shit. Crafting masterwork artifacts that thoughtfully combine basic elements to bend the fucking fabric of reality and summon mind-boggling destructive forces. Idk if i can even pick a favourite. Malevolent Shrine is obviously sick as hell, and the SOUND of it is legendary too, but the "pocket dimension" combo feels so clever, and the artificial sun being able to do solar flares has me creaming my jeans!!!!
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What... The actual... I can barely assemble a flamethrower, and this guy made TWO SEPARATE WANDS affect each other! What the hell! That was just amazing.
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3:38 "No, the sun is a deadly lazer!"
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you get obliterated if you touch poly.- "whats that??? thats not my master!!!!" game over
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This is the kind of shit that traumatizes people in the wizard war.
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Been cooking this one up for like a month or so, some of the wands use slightly different spells from the ones I posted but their function remains the same. Note: Although none of the wands use any modded spells, some do use spells from the beta/experimental version of the game, I've marked such wands with the slow-but-steady icon, (I have also marked wands that require unlimited spells with its icon as well)
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You didn’t show us wands, you showed us war crimes
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Bro made a domain expansion wand 😂😂😂
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When I saw pocket dimension I was like: "That looked like some sort of domain expansion huh", and then he pulls a real one. Holy shit man. I've still got so much to learn about this awesome game. It's like Magicka but 1000 times more combinations
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The pocket dimension is crazy it's like you have a cutscene finishing move just on hand at any time
