The Stolen Slushy Machine Story - Part 1

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Published 2017-11-26

"The Stolen Slushy Machine Story" Part 1
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This is the story of my teenage youth when I stole a slushy machine, and eventually got arrested. The next part will be about getting arrested and going to juvenile detention. And Part 1 will be uploaded SOON, like, within a week to patreon. I still have to write it out, but its probably the Most Unexceptional part of the whole Slushy Machine Saga.

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All Comments (20)

@deletedchannel8796 5 years ago

Prisoner: "What you in for?" Teenage Rusty: "I stole a slushy machine..." Prisoner: "Look man you can have the whole cell ill sleep on the floor for now"
@howlinowl4561 4 years ago

Rusty: Stealing is bad. Also Rusty: Greatest Heist of all Time.
@keelin4273 5 years ago

Young rusty looks like an elvis reject
@santomiguel181 5 years ago

Rusty: Someone who is actually good at telling stories. Clickbait Youtubers: gets jumped on by a dog I ALMOST GOT RAPED BY A DOG
@k-2982 6 years ago

GTA5 Online: Slushy Heist
@ethanhyatt4938 5 years ago

They must have been close - they all have the same tattoos....
@TheStewieOne 4 years ago

I can't imagine how pissed your parents must have been.
@nonamehours6428 5 years ago

You say it takes place 2 days before Christmas, but then Elliot says "live like kings all summer long" Bamboozled
@railsnaker 6 years ago

Should have stolen Sargento's Cheese machines.
@anthonymichael7888 6 years ago

Girl: i'm only into bad boys. Rusty: say no more.
@judylwbidoov4195 5 years ago

I bet this would make a good film
@lunaurum3515 5 years ago

Yeah, rusty might be bad But I don't use straps on motion controllers
@thenotflatearth2714 6 years ago

Payday 3–Rusty Safe
@j3r 6 years ago

I took 2 stickers at the doctors office instead of 1
@cas3899 5 years ago

"I had two friends: Elliot and Rodger." Gee Rusty, I wonder where you came up with those names. 🤔
@lucebruh 5 years ago

There is no way this dude just made an Elliot Rodgers reference
@Sunkem1Not6Hacks 6 years ago

Eliot and Rodger ..Sounds familiar ...
@dastaticartist7337 6 years ago

Best quote: " 'I agree!' I agreed."
@noidea4223 4 years ago

Imagine one of the people involved watching this video, lol