Hand Simulator SURVIVAL
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Published 2020-03-01
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All Comments (21)
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"THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER" Cocaine is one hell of a drug
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If wade worked at the zoo Little girl “look a tiger!” Wade “that used to be a frog”
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Bob= the caveman that discovers fire Mark= the caveman that invents stop drop and roll Wade= the caveman that finds out you can trip out on frogs
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this is exactly how raft turned out, bob being the chef, mark being the resource person / crafter, and wade not doing anything
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1. You don’t have to sharpen the bamboo to use it 2. Use the rock as a “hammer” no nails needed 3. Beat the corpses of dead animals before you put them on the fire to get extra materials 4. Try to get off the ground at night so the animals drawn to your fire can’t get you! 5. Don’t assume the physics makes any sense! 6. Try things that don’t seem like they would work! 7. HAVE LOTS MORE FUN!
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Bob: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of logs.” Mark: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of STicKs!” Bob: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of your mOM!” Mark: (caveman noises)
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20:09 The sound that Bob made I'm pretty sure is the same startled screech ancient cavemen made when they, too, first discovered fire.
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Bob and wade trying to feed dead mark feels like a sleep paralysis dream.
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Final last words "is this tiger dangerous?" "will this scorpion hurt me?" "THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER!!" "..with that spear, I'm gonna try and hunt the tiger" "uh oh, guys, I found a bee hive" "what's the aggro range on the tiger? I'm about to find out." "OOH, there's a scorpion! I'm gonna try and kill it." "Guys! I'm not crazy! I swear!" "they're friendly if you don't let 'em eat you" "Oh, it disappeared, WHaT!?" "AAAAAAA!!! IT'S RAINING SNAKES!!" "I'm gonna try to kill this snake"
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Bob’s last words before he was killed: “Is this tiger dangerous?” Mark’s last words before he died: “Is this gonna hurt me?” Wade’s last words before he dies: “Where’s the frog?!?”
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"did you guys go left or right from the frog?" and "took a wrong turn at the frog" makes me LOSE my ENTIRE MIND every single time, goddamn
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POV when mark dies: you’re a phone surrounded by toddlers
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Mark: gathers enough supplies to let everyone theoretically survive the night Wade: breaks one coconut, that mark brought to camp Wade: "You owe me your life now."
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Bob: How do I get back to body control? Me eating ice cream at 2 am every night: I'd like to know as well
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"How does it feel to be in my debt?" I swear Wade is so hilarious when he needs to be
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“Did you just take my log?” “Yea.” Idk why but that was just really funny to me
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4:27 "Now I’m no longer delusional from my...” Rock yeets itself "Welp, there goes my rock; it never existed in the first place” - Marky Boi, 20/20 Vision
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I have learned two things today. A: Scorpions are no joke B: Also don't breath water
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Wade's persistent quest to prove that there is a frog gives me my daily dose of will to live.
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20:09 That scream is comic. Absolutely fantastic.
