Hand Simulator with Tanks and GoKarts and Bob and Wade
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Published 2019-12-07
All Comments (21)
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See the funny thing is that Wade actually did kill himself, he went so far forward into Bob’s tank that his barrel pushed the fire lever on Bob’s tank back and died
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6:17 “e n d m e” “that’s not me”
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“e n d me” “thats n o t me” i felt that
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I love how every time Mark goes over the bridge in the GoKart his right arm convulses like it's possessed by a thousand demons on cocaine.
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"I'm right next to you." "I know you are but what am I?!"
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GREATEST thing Bob has ever said: "I'm like the United Nations. I'm just here to observe but I'm not gonna participate"
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I haven't laughed so hard in my entire life, that fucking seen when Mark loses his wheel killed me
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The genuine tears in the eyes happiness that Wade experiences when he finally manages to actually play in the tank game is slightly heartwarming, but mostly amusing.
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My favorite line ever: Physics be damned, bones be damned, and FUCK EVERYTHING
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Mark: Beginner-Pro Bob: Trained-Pro Wade: Paralyzed Paraplegic
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13:11 Mark's quiet and slow humming of "Flight of the Valkyries" while he searches for Bob is partially funny and partially terrifying.
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Wade screaming “Where am I?! Aaaaaaah!” At 30:05 Sounded like he was genuinely terrified.
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Wade: Finally turns left “OH YOU SWEET SUCCULENT BABY”
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“Its like a artillery on wheels!” -Big Brain -Markiplier
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I feel like Bob saying “I have full control of my tank already, where are you dumbasses?” perfectly encapsulates the whole 3 peens dynamic
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"I'm like the UN, I'm just here to observe, not participatin- GOTTEM."
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"I've got both balls firmly grasped." -Wade, 2019
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Bob: "Should we do artillery battles again?" Mark: "Oh god, no." Wade: "How about tanks?" Mark: "Yeah! Its like artillery on wheels!" Me: confusion intensifies
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Final Score for Tank Battle Mark: 13 Wade: 3 Bob: 12
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Why did wade at 15:01 make me emotional? Him going “this is the best moment of my day” made me wanna hug him so bad
