I Do Not Need My Shrussy Ate

If Japan is so into schoolgirls then why don't they have more kids?

I love how these videos are staged like a bad stand up comedian trying his best

picture this: you’re an olympian. you’ve finished with your events for the day and went out for a giants helping of sashimi with your fellow olympian friends. at this point, you’re already back at the olympic village, all cozy in your 2021 tokyo olympics x My Hero Academia pajamas, under the covers and drifting off to sleep. then all of the sudden, you feel a telltale twitch in your sphincter. something is coming. but you’re still so cozy! you’re still in bed! it would take unimaginable effort to get up. who knows, maybe it’s just gas? you’re a fool and you’ll know it soon enough. your stomach rumbles then all at once, your colon is a spring-loaded switchblade ready to propel raw fish into the back of All Night’s smiling face with the speed of a bullet train. you panic but there’s still hope. you’re an olympic athlete after all. maybe you can make it to the ground level toilet and bidet combo in time. you try to leap out of bed towards the bathroom but it’s all for naught. the force of your mattress hitting the floor pulls the trigger in your pants. your cardboard bed has failed, leaving you in a mess of feces, japanese mackerel, and hypoallergenic bedsheets. a hidden CCTV camera caught the whole thing and you’ve gone viral in japan. someone makes a meme of Hatsune Miku reacting to it and it becomes a template. your lowest moment is forever immortalized by a shitty meme that gets old faster than the Fast and Furious family meme.

I’m happy that mutahar got his silver play button, gg man, well deserved

"Official Olympics TikTok Account" is not a sentence I thought I'd hear

Most importantly, is Japan building 100 new vending machines per visitor? Or is everyone supposed to share the current vending machines like a bunch of savages?

Australia’s Olympic team is just Rainfurrest 2021. Somebody tell Internet Historian, they’re doing it again

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LeBron James heads scalping is pretty low, even for scalpers.

"Australia's got all kinds of cool animals. They got dingoes. They got...mother's energy." They got Internet Historian.

i also believe they hired a furry artist for the australia thing

Everyone trying to sell those LeBron James heads are going on a Communist Chinese government list.

Everyone’s thinking it, I’m just saying it. His hair is looking great

As part of my retail job I have to hand out free Olympics furries stickers to kids. Orson welles couldn't make this shit up

Hopped on this video expeditiously

Ah. I finally reached an age where new memes are born and die before I even realise they exist. At the ripe old age of 25

Japan must not have poor people because us poor Americans have been banging on mattress on the floor since the great depression.

I’m sure someone else has explained this but the reason it’s a snail is because snails and slugs eat a lot of mushrooms

The 80s standup vibe is intense here.

With the wojack stuff you're like a parent telling their kid not to do something, so of course they are going to do it.