Boating Made (TOO) Easy! - JonTron
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Published 2020-06-19
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All Comments (21)
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"Hey, Jon, I heard you wanted to get a boating license!" "Yeah, I failed the test." "Oh, what did you do? Confuse port and starboard? Forget to raise the anchor?" "No, I didn't figure out who was behind the mutant bees." "what"
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> Cat's in the way > Jon gently lifts cat away, pets cat. See, Jon, this is why you're never going to be a proper e-thot.
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"Real life situations" (Proceeds to throw you on a deserted island with genetically modified hornets)
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Dude, it took me a year to realize the fucking boat license campaign mode ends in a CIA coverup.
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So now that Jon has his boating license, when will we see him race Phil Swift in a boating competition?
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“Four people drowned, including the captain’s wife and twin daughters,” “Oh hahaha, what a story, Julian,”
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You need to ask everyone with the same license as you if they remember the mutant bat bees. This way, you can tell who the real captains are and who is faking it.
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I used to live in New Hampshire and I'm fairly positive Jon is the first person to have ever gotten a boat license
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This legit sounds like someone trying to trick people into reading their Scooby-doo boat fanfiction under the guise of a boat license exam
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imagine getting a government-issued license for completing a newgrounds-esque role play game
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They weren’t fucking kidding when they said “no time minimum”, I live in Canada and the online test I had to take (last night, until 1 am because I didn’t plan properly) not only had significantly worse art, but you had to study for at least 3 hours, and yet I still don’t remember a single thing I learned
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While out cruising on the water with your family, courtesy of your brand new boating licence: "BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GOD-DAMNED MUTANT?!"
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Jontron has a wife and a cat now, I remember when he was just a boy with a bird.
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“Four People Drowned, including the Captain’s wife and twin daughters.” “Haha, what a story Troy”
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Fun fact: I have renewed my boat license 2 times already and I've never heard of mutant flying experimental wasps... guess that's true that no matter how much you learn about something, there's always something new to learn.
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I love how his cats were just watching like, “oh no what’s he doing today?”
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This is the closest thing Jon has released to a gaming video in years.
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What I learned: Don't drink alcohol while driving a boat because you will lose your wife and twin daughters and the only one to console you is CLETUS.
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10:27 "Even Julian seems affected, okay? The heartless bastard that he is" I couldn't begin to explain why, but that line is cracking me the f*ck up
