Phil Plays MINECRAFT!

underwater zombie: charges towards phil with a trident phil: friend?

Phil saying “I’m safe” in situations where he very much is not safe is both funny and incredibly anxiety inducing

And entire episode without making a crafting table or a single tool--impressive.

"Philly is getting wood. Things I should not say: that." seconds later "Eat the meat! Take my snake!"

i feel such a strong urge to yell

this statistically has to go better than last time i think

Phil should just do a live playing minecraft so that he can have the chat help him out and give him tips on what to do. :)

Important tip: The enemies spawn in darkness, not just at night. Your cave isn't safe if it's dark! Put up torches!!

i think phil would probably enjoy creative mode a lot more than survival mode, because it is way less stressful as a beginner and you can basically just do whatever you want... provided that he gets at least a little bit of guidance so he's not completly overwhelmed with what he can or should do

Important info for Phil: get wood planks first, and make a crafting table with those planks. You can then make a lot more things, like pickaxes and swords.

- My first tip would be to change you settings to “peaceful” (or “easy” if you still want hostiles) until you get the gist of things, like crafting, building etc maybe if it’s only for the next episode. 😊 - Making a crafting table is the first aim, (just 4 wood planks together in the crafting menu) making it can massively expand the amount of things you can craft. -Next you’ll probably want a basic set of tools, (just use wood and sticks for now (by clicking on the crafting table you should see a list of craftible items) until you collect enough stone/iron to get an upgrade) a sword, pick axe, axe, and shovel will really help (pick axes used for stone block variants, axe for wood, shovel for dirt, sand,gravel and sword for obvious reasons) -Most people I know who play usually start with building a dirt/wood block house immediately when spawning in (try to stay in the area of it too, will really help once night falls) Also I can’t stress this enough BUILD A ROOF! the spiders can climb walls and attack you anyway if your head isn’t covered. -After building a little house (with a roof!!!) you’ll be safe and you should work on finding sheep, you’ll have to kill them to collect their wool. You need 3 of the same colour wool and 3 wood planks to make a bed. Then you can sleep the night away so you don’t have to deal with the zombies and such. Once you’ve slept in a bed it will set you to respawn at your bed if you die, which makes finding your stuff 10X easier if you die. I would suggest watching one or two minecraft play throughs on here (from the start) it should give you a better idea of what people normally first do when starting a new world 😊I hope this helped 😊 it seems like a lot of work but I promise it isn’t! Once you do these basic things it makes the game WAY more enjoyable 😊😊

"goose!" is the antithesis to "look at all those chickens!"

Phil: “What happens if you dig down?” Every other Minecraft player: 😳

“I’m safe!” - Phil who is very much not safe

It’s been so long singe I’ve seen someone know this little about minecraft, I forgot what it feels like to watch. Refreshing.

phil: dies about a dozen times also phil: take me to the final boss

As someone who is wishing daily for danandphilgames to return, this feel like the right direction to be heading :)

Me as a 4yr old playing minecraft for the first time: "This is so easy" Phil playing minecraft for the first time: " maybe i can feed the horse berries! "

Phil making the exact same “terrain…to snow” joke in both of the Minecraft vids he’s been in is such a Phil move and I’m here for it 😂

2015: "don't cry, craft." 2021: "don't cry, play."