Daddy's Belt (1967)
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Published 2024-06-14
This hit single by Sammy "Bo" Jackson was a Fathers Day favorite played by dads everywhere. Sam's own father use to sing a version of this song to him before he would go get his belt. Sam's father didn't like the incoming fashion of skinny ties and thin belts, and in response he started his own collection of giant over-sized ties and belts. 'Needless to say' his children, including Sammy "Bo", were the most well behaved children in their entire town.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
All day long all you do is play
you never seem to want to obey
Just wait until daddy gets back
This belts gonna whoop that a**
[Verse 2]
Kids have a hard time listening
Dads got a black belt in discipline
I pity the fool who eats the last rib
Do not test me kids (oh sh*t!)
[Chorus 1]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like you've never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Bridge]
If you break my turntable (turntable)
I will make you disabled (disabled)
Don't you dare scratch daddy's car (oh no)
Or he will leave you a bad a** scar (yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Daddy's belt is completely unstoppable
With pain that seems physically impossible
Hope you stayed out of trouble today
Cuz daddy is on his way (oh sh*t!)
[Chorus 2]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like you've never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Chorus 3]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like you've never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Outro]
Daddy's gonna whoop that a**
oh yeah
All Comments (21)
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Happy Father's Day, everyone. Dads, keep whoopin' that ass.
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It was so nice for The Jackson 5 to hand this gem to someone else.
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“If you break my turntable, I will make you disabled” 😂😂 I literally just choked cause of that line. This is a dangerous banger
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“Kids have a hard time listening, dad’s got a black belt in discipline.” Hardest bar of 2024
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🎵" I pity the fool who eats the last rib .... Do not test me kids "🎶 😂🤣
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the good ole days, back when kids were kids and men were rampaging monsters
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Not a villain, not a hero. Just a man with a lesson to teach.
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"Kids gotta hard time listenin. Dads gotta black belt in discipline" That needs to be on a Teeshirt
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Getting whipped with the WWE Heavyweight Championship Belt must've been a treat😭😭🤧
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I haven't cried tears this hard since daddy got a new buckle for his belt 😭
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The more you run, the worse it’s gonna be when he catches you.
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"Kids have a hard time listening, dad's got a black belt in Discipline." is an unironically awesome line.
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Them 1960's ass whoopins was no joke.😂
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A father's day classic
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"do not test me kids" its like poetry.
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I lost my dad last April. I miss him dearly, I wish I could play this for him
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The ”oh shit” fucking killed me 😭💀
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This is EXACTLY how I remember Dad coming home.
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“Son it’s gonna hurt like hell, a pain you never felt!”😂
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I like that the dad seems heroic in some of them, like dad's belt protects, too.
