Why Ralph Breaks the Internet is a Cinematic Disaster

Ralph in the first movie: smart, but acts unintelligent as a defense mechanism Ralph in the second movie: his unintelligence is not an act

Their image of Twitter was totally wrong. Those birds should be shrieking and tearing each other apart.

Ralph murdering Collen's internet probably saved an innocent child

Ralph Breaks the Internet is 10/10 simply because Ralph prevented Colleen from texting minors.

This movie was doomed to be bad when they named it “Ralph breaks the internet” instead of “Ralph wrecks the internet”

Let’s just pretend this movie doesn’t exist. I like how the first one ended.

"I like how Ralph distroyed this ladie's internet connection." That lady was Collen Ballendger, recently have been confirmed to be a child predater and groomer, and made probably the funniest and stupidist apology video. Great job Ralph, you di well my friend.

TRUE STORY: When I watched this movie for the first time on Disney plus, the internet actually disconnected from the streaming service during the scene where Ralph first arrives in the internet world. Meanwhile, the internet was working on all of my other devices. My internet was so offended by this movie that it disconnected from Disney plus. That is hilarious. 😂

IM gonna call it now, they're gonna make a live action remake of ratatouille in a few years.

The character of Ralph is totally different in the sequel. They aren’t even the same character. They turn him into such an obnoxious man child, when in the first film he actually acted like an adult.

The only good thing Ralph did in this entire movie was wreck Colleen Ballinger’s signal

Why the hell did they need to go The Internet? They already introduced us to an immersive, wonderful world in the first movie: THE ARCADE! Why couldn't we spend time in the other games' worlds and characters we were breifly introduced in the first movie. Its called WORLD BUILDING!

This movie was doomed when they failed to include club penguin.

One of the absolute WORST parts of this movie to me is that the sugar rush machine magically becomes a single player game to fit the plot

Fun fact: Big Hero 6 was originally apart of the marvel universe. A kind of Japanese Avengers team. At the end of the movie, Stan Lee makes a cameo. Not many people know this, I just wanted more people to know about this information.

Ralph is the one with the character arc where he learns that it's "ok to be a bad guy" in the first movie. Why did they think they needed to make Ralph the one with the arc again in this one? It's definitely Vanellope's turn. After Sugar Rush breaks, the racers go on to a sequel game but Vanellope is bored with the same old thing and doesn't want to live out the rest of her life in another Sugar Rush. While introducing Ralph the internet she Turbos into Slaughter Race and Ralph gets mad at her, but they discover that it's actually fine, because there's an online poll to add a new racer to Slaughter Race and all the guest players are temporarily playable until the vote. It's a legit way for Vanellope to "go turbo" (online games add guest characters from other games all the time, so it's way more believable that this would happen in a non-arcade game). They go to the internet to make Vanellope more popular to win the poll, and Ralph would find that he had the talent for making viral videos. He starts by using the popularity to get votes for Vanellope. Maybe Ralph has a mini-arc where he lets the fame get to his head and forgets why he started doing the viral video thing and starts doing it for clout and atttention. The REAL arc could be that Vanellope is the insecure one. She wants to branch out and loves Slaughter Race, but sees herself as a dorky little kid. The other racers from Sugar Rush shame her for trying to broaden her horizons. Her new friend Shank unintentionally treats her like a baby instead of an equal despite the fact that they're both great racers. They lose a race to Mystery Racer X, a boss that Shank "can never beat". Even though it's clearly not Vanellope's fault, Shank lashes out with gamer rage and blames her for the loss calling her a "candy-coated brat". Now our heroine can't even rely on Ralph and gets mad at him because he's obsessed with internet clout. To top it all off, she sees negative comments about her online thanks to the impending poll and gets really down on herself. The climax of the movie is Ralph realizing the poll is about to close and Vanellope is losing badly. He uses his platform to make a heartfelt and real plea for people to help out Vanellope and explains how amazing she is as a racer and how ride or die she is. As a result, his audience helps Vanellope win, but they stop watching Ralph because "he's not funny anymore." The message can be about the internet being fake as f@#$ and that your real friends should keep you grounded and be the ones who reaffirm you, not random idiots online. The Sugar Rush racers have one last run with Vanellope and buy her a more mature new racing jumpsuit as a going away gift. The movie ends with Ralph hanging out with Felix and his other buddies, watching his friend head off to her new job at Slaughter Race. As a stinger, Shank tells her that the new jumpsuit is cool and apologizes to her, saying that Vanellope just reminds her of her younger sister, who is actually the Mystery Racer X that beats her all the time. Just as she says that, the Racer drives by and they both hop into their cars to chase her. There. Movie fixed. I wrote that in like five minutes Disney.

The fact that this movie is even put in the same category as Into the Spider-Verse is actually insulting.

This movie was the biggest "Well hello, fellow kids" movie I've ever seen

Now this will forever be known as the movie with DanTDM and the ukelele predator

10/10 movie solely because Ralph completely removed Colleen from the internet. Thank you Ralph