Dan Bilzerian Has Officially Failed (Good Riddance)

The worst crime Dan ever committed was skipping leg day for his entire life.

that last word was so true. anyone who is selling classes is at the end of their success, and the classes aren't gonna help you any.

I suspect Dan's failure is a result of his 14-year-old fans finally reaching college age and feeling some embarrassment at having ever followed him.

Dan will never go broke. His daddy stole so much money and placed it in places where it’d never be touched and his dad is still doing it now

"Social media is a cancer" from Dan is like the guy that got dumped by a supermodel and says " Well I never liked her any way. " Great way to save face when it stops working for you. 🤦

The worst crime Dan ever committed was showing the world what he looks like without a beard

The worst crime Dan ever committed was paying $15,000 for a ping pong table.

When you sit back and look at Dan and his life, its all a finely crafted fantasy - from the beginning until now. - All of his stories about getting bounced in SEAL training and how he should've been a SEAL - All of his paid for female company - All of the supposed money he made from "high stakes" poker games - The rented house he gave the guy from Shark Tank a tour of saying it was his - His company was a ruse for him to utilize as his own personal bank - All of his social media accounts where he constantly reinforced his fake image - right down to his chiseled beard Anybody watching him knew his fake lifestyle couldn't last too long before people realized the guy is just an actor, playing out his fantasies on social media. The only thing better than seeing him constantly going at the critics about his long list of failures is seeing him finally getting quiet, and everybody moving on and forgetting he even existed. Its 2024, good riddance man.

You know it’s bad when Sunny has to put in parentheses “Good Riddance” 😭

Wait, a social fraudster is also a financial fraudster? That’s unpossible!

When he ran up to the cops during the LV shooting saying "give me a gun"... was the nost cringe and corny thing I've ever seen

Managing Money is different from accumulating wealth, and the lack of investment education in schools may explain why people struggle to maintain their financial gains. The examples you provided are relevant, and I personally benefited from the market crisis, as I embrace challenging times, while orders tend to avoid them. Well, at least my advisor does too...

I’m poor but smiling and much more happier than Dan Bilzerian

I love the "Social Media is a cancer" angle Dan is going for at the end. Like yes it is Dan and us bullying you off the platform is part of the chemo treatment.

Yet this guy was a role model to somebody out there. I feel deeply sorry for that individual who looked up to this guy.

I bet the beard is fake too somehow.

Let's be honest, he was a fraud from the beginning, just the ones who thought they could get rich like him by hard work were dumb and blinded

I love how he manages to hook us onto something we don't even care a bit about

"Social media is a cancer" - The King of Instagram

As soon as he livestreamed himself playing poker and we finally got to see just how bad we knew he likely was is when the whole rich guy insta shtick was revealed to be a sham.