FF14 - What your JOB says about YOU
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Published 2024-04-01
In today's April special, Roy goes on a cinematic adventure throughout Eorzea, paying adventurer's Gil to thoughtfully and professionally dissect their jobs and reveal the psychology of the people behind them. 🤔
HA, APRIL FOOLS. It's that time of year when I make a video that I would never make normally, though I still nearly died making this and my PC nearly exploded 😎👍
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Timestamps:
00:00 Roy G. Biv
01:01 Paladin
01:25 Warrior
02:06 Dark Knight
02:29 Gunbreaker
02:59 White Mage
03:23 Scholar
03:49 Astrologian
04:07 Sage
04:24 Monk
04:58 Dragoon
05:16 Ninja
05:34 Samurai
05:58 Reaper
06:32 Viper
07:03 Bard
07:25 Machinist
07:46 Dancer
08:23 Black Mage
08:40 Summoner
08:57 Red Mage
09:15 Pictomancer
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🐰Lyon - Maxmoefoe🍺
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►🎵Music :
🎸Main Jingle -
Cat Grab JAM - Punishing: Gray Raven OST
• Cat Grab JAM [Punishing Gray Raven OST]
🔥Cinder's Theme Song -
Evans Gambit - Punishing: Gray Raven OST
• 【Polyblue】Evans Gambit「Punishing: Gra...
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All Comments (21)
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Thank you so much for watching 🥰💓 NGL, it is fun to make these videos but in my own way. I'm currently working on a mainline video, with lots of lore and action like MMM, and then a very special short one, which I have spent nearly a $1000 on voicework and Cameo's for, where we will be visited by a most handsome, high definition friend. This special video will only be possible because of my Patrons 💓🥰 And speaking of Patreon and my magnificent Patrons, join a council of god's and goddesses here: ✨ www.patreon.com/Sufferhymn ✨ So I can compliment you lots, make Discord banners for you, show you clips early and stuff I cut from previous videos, and constantly remind you how wonderful you are, for enabling me to create the videos I want to create, without stifling my creativity or censoring myself to fit a system that would have me doomed to fail otherwise. 💓🥰 Also the "Lol, I don't get what's happening?" Comments are actually making me laugh out loud, so thank
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As a blue mage main being ignored is the most attention I've ever gotten. Thank you!
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"Is this final boss material or do I look disabled?" Yeah that's a sub
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Narrator: "you play dark knight because you are so incredibly intelligent." Me, who mains dark knight exclusively: haha big sword go swoosh
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Its okay if you hate pictomancer. they've already drawn you as the soy-jack and themselves as the gigachad.
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You're a brave man, calling out Yoshi-P with the Black Mage part.
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"Roy G. Biv, and I'm on the spectrum" is such a banger joke.
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As a Ninja main who started as a White Mage, I can confirm that I'm an actual f*cking ______________ and a flower-picking _____________ who has been left by their father!
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"Only to have the bowl of water flavored soup known as Thancred represent you" killed me dead
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Best "what your job says about you" video, 100% accurate
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"I am on the spectrum" and with that, Roy G. Biv fully embraced the hardships of being a basic XIV content creator.
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I was giggling the whole time but I got to red mage and im in tears XD the "No i'm not!" faint in the background made this whole thing for me xD
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damn the warrior part is unironically good motivation to actually get gud irl
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"I am on the spectrum" instantly likes video
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As a Paladin main, you forgot to mention that while our shields are shiny, they're also the canonical reason why we give the most powerful backhanded slaps in Eorzea.
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Counterpoint: Summoners disrespect their enemies by killing gods with a funny looking rabbit which is objectively pretty funny. Also you missed Blue Mage... just like Square Enix...
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It was all laugh and jokes until my main came and suddenly I felt like a kid caught eating ice cream on the kitchen floor at 2 am... ("It's not like it! I can explain... IT'S NOT... NOO")
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I love that following the “story” you know who the viera Lyon fell asleep to.
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As a completely unbiased Reaper and Gunbreaker main, I feel this is 100% accurate.
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My day was going pretty badly until I saw that Sufferhymn had uploaded. Thank you for all your amazing content sir it always puts a smile on my face!
