Community Affairs Cold Open - SNL

Please keep us posted on Alexis Vanessa and her future endeavors. I feel invested now.

As a Black graduating student at Columbia, you sound JUST like my parents 😂 lol I feel seen

We he said "I pay $68k a year for her to go to Columbia during COVID and she was taking zoom classes" I felt that😔

Applied history of the BET awards 😂😂

“I bounty hunt whenever possible” 😂😂😂

"Cause I'll tell you what ain't free, Columbia." Go Kenan! 😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

All I know is Alexis Vanessa Roberts better graduate 😂😂😂

As a senior getting ready to graduate college- he spoke to my soul when he was saying she started during covid so she better walk 😭😭 i know thats right!

Girl, you been Black your whole lfe. You know what it is. ✊🏿🤣

Hollering at this accuracy cause thats how my dad would’ve been if interviewed 😂😂😂 all blasting the full government name lol

Finally someone represents parents like my dad!!! My dad is like 'you wanna go protest? Nonsense. You better go to class'.

We need an Alexis Vanessa Robert's character ASAP! We need to see him in his church clothes with his 3 pumps of Cool Water! 😂😂😂😂

"Sister Girl" 😂

And as a black mom with a student on a campus where they're protesting this is EXACTLY me and her dad!😂

“Let me find out she is in one of them damn tents instead of the Dorm that I am paying for!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Applied history of the BET awards" had me dying 😂😂😂 " she's been black her whole life" priceless ... He is so hilarious...

As a parent of a current 2024 Columbia graduate ....All of the statements from Mr. Roberts are FACTS, except tuition isn't 68k...it's leaning more on the 90k end, and you better believe, I'm feeling all this and more. My baby has been robbed of both his graduations. HS and College. He was valedictorian of his HS and never got the chance to complete his speech or walk in a ceremony. Now this, and he wasn't protesting, he was in his brownstone, because-"AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT". Just give him his degree, BYE 👋🏾👋🏾👋🏾✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾 Thanks Keenan- you nailed this skit👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🥲

Keenan is probably 95% of parents of Columbia students.

"Daddy, I just got arrested for protesting at Columbia." "New phone, who dis?"

4:32 "three pumps of cool water, 98 Ford explorer blasting Anita baker" -- dude, this is literally my next-door neighbor 😂