Pinocchio (2022) Pitch Meeting
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If you hadn’t noticed, Disney has been on an absolute rampage of re-making their animated classics in “live-action” over the past few years. From Aladdin to The Lion King to Beauty and the Beast to Dumbo, they’re… y’know they’re doing it… for sure. Now, as they slowly run out of classics to remake, they’ve finally landed on one of their very first animated films ever… Pinocchio!
As you might imagine from a 2022 remake of a movie from 80 years ago, 2022’s Pinocchio does raise some questions. Like
To answer all these questions, check out the pitch meeting that led to the Pinocchio remake! Like what’s up with the iconic Blue Fairy showing up for one scene and then disappearing forever? Why is there an extended scene involving horse poop? Does Pinocchio learn anything at all, or is he already perfect from the beginning? And if he already fully gets the difference between right and wrong, what’s the point of Jiminy Cricket?
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コメント (21)
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Producer Guy genuinely knowing WAY more about Pinocchio than Screenwriter Guy does was a nice twist.
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“Do you think we may be missing the entire point of the original movie?” “I don’t care” I am 100% certain this was an actual conversation with Disney Executives
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Gotta love how Ryan didn't even mention Pinocchio's love interest, she has so much impact to the story that the movie doesn't change anything if you erase her scenes
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You have to give Disney one: every time you think they simply can not come up with a even worse live adaptation then the last one, they take up the challenge and prove you wrong...
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"Do you think we might be missing the point of the original movie?" You just summed up the entirety of all Disney remakes.
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Watching the pitch meeting for a movie so you don't actually have to watch the movie is tight.
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"So, obviously this puppet spends like a good 90 seconds staring at a big pile of crap on the road and sniffing it and stuff." "I like and approve that idea so much I'm gonna pay real money to somebody who's probably passionate about cinema and art to animate that for us." "Thank you." This is pure gold.
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Best thing about watching this channel is when I’m watching on my iPad, my wife can’t see what I’m watching, and when she sees me cracking up, she says, “You’re watching Pitch Meetings, aren’t you?”
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The fact that Pinot Grigio never has to learn the main lesson of the story, and in fact, is shown to get ahead in life by lying, is hilarious and sad.
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Ryan puts more effort in a 6 min sketch than Disney does in multi-million dollar movies
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Every Pitch Meeting is tight. But somehow this one was a true gem, I was laughing far more than usual. Maybe it was the brilliant variety of vaguely almost-Pinnochio-ish names. Or the beautiful evolution of "I DON'T know!" into the more honest "I DON'T care!"
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I always thought it was funny how Jiminy Cricket, who really does look like a grasshopper, was offended when Lampwick asked, "Who's the grasshopper?" in the animated classic. But right now, I just did an image search, and it turns out that there ARE green crickets that look just like Jiminy.
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The original Pinocchio contained roughly 14,000 metaphors about maturity, responsibility and the human condition. Somehow, the AI that wrote Pinocchio 2022 managed to avoid recognizing a single one of them. It's almost impressive, like dodging raindrops in a storm.
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Ok, saw the original cartoon back in the 80's and I distinctly remember Pinnocchio turning into a donkey. 🐴 It was one of the horrifying memories I had of this cartoon as a child. 😳 Old school Disney movies were mad creepy. 😖
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My current theory is that Disney is actually paid off by Ryan to make bad movies so that he in turn can make great pitch meetings
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Constantly mispronouncing Pinocchio was absolutely hilarious barely an inconvenience
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The line about the poor animator who had to do the pile of crap scene was funny yet heartbreaking lol.
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At this point…these pitch meetings are way better than the movies in 6 minutes or less… I deeply want to see a movie this guy writes.
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My favorite part of this pitch meeting is the many ways he pronounces Pinnochio
