The Acolyte Episode 5 Review: There's No Armour Like Plot Armour Like No Armour I Know!!
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Published 2024-06-26
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All Comments (21)
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Not letting an english man say the c word should be a crime. It's like not letting Samuel L Jackson say MF đ
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Maybe Palpatine had a point⊠because he would never let these idiots rule the galaxy.
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Disney spent so many years forcing Mary sues and gender-swapped masked villains that when an actual obvious male villain is planted into a show they actually surprise me by making it exactly what they are eluding to......well done Disney, I hope the years of trash writing and losing millions was worth that "subversion" :_Derp:
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The power of one incompetent director, the power of two incompetent women, the power of many bad decisions!
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When Yoda said "Infinite Genders, There Are".... That scene made me cry. Truly one of the Star Wars of all time.
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I remember my grandma saying to me, "I don't care what they tell you in school. Anakin destroyed the Deathstar."
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When Gandalf said, "You're a Wizard Spock - use the AK-47." That got me right in the feels. A true Star Wars (RIP) moment.
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Lightsabers under Lucas: cutting through metal doors, melting ray shielded blast doors, effortless removing limbs of people and creatures, and hacking droids to pieces. Lightsabers under Disney: depending on what the writers of the shitty plot calls for, you might survive being impaled and suffer a flesh wound, or youâll die.
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Her cutting her hair and changing clothes, thinking she could easily pose as her sister, even though she has a freaking mark on her forehead floored me. Shouldâve been caught in 2 seconds. Of course, these Jedi arenât the brightest lightsabers in the galaxy.
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Ponder this: If we don't know everybody's preferred pronouns, how can we be certain we live in a Patriarchy? đ€
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My grandmother told me "don't believe what they say in school, queen amadala was a they/them" Truly the star wars of all time
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Disney execs watching this: "What's the plot?" Writers: "Plot? We don't need no stinking plot!"
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When Darth Vader said "I am your Mothers"....that scene made me emotional.
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That time princess Leia said "i use they/them pronouns" and Han Solo responed "I know" before being carbon frozen really shook me.
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Remember, only females survive light saber stabs so I wouldn't be surprised if that female Padawan stabbed 3 times, survives.
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Hey, remember that Darth Maul fan film that gave us an actual tragic story, emotional conflict, vulnerability, unlikely heroism, overcoming fear, and unnamed characters who we developed an emotional connection with... all within the course of a few minutes of lightsaber battle? This ain't that!
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Qui Gon Jin asked âwho is the boys father?â Shmi Skywalker âthere was no father, he was conceived like those lesbian space witches made those twins. Thatâs my discourse.â
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Those Jedi were letting themselves get impaled on lightsabers almost as easily as the women Leslye Headland delivered to Harvey Weinstein were getting impaled by him... Allegedly.
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When Vader cuts Lukes arm off and says "No, I am They/Them"
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"It's the Least Bad Episode So Far!" is truly the nicest possible thing that can be said about this absolute travesty of a show lmao
