we let AI generate christmas stories...

I'm definitely adding "Not to be a bitch, but stop," to my daily vocabulary.

Guys…this isn’t Timothy’s real mother, right? It’s a kink thing, right?

And then the grinch came in and said “There’s no way I can stop Christmas from coming”

Love how Ethan felt the need to change into costume for this one after recording Jack's episode

the urge to animate these two storys but knowing that every single media platform would take it down in a heartbeat if I actually made it this hilariously erotic.

The fact that most of these AI's are unreasonablely eager to turn everything into a sex story is absolutely hilarious and terrifying for what the robot uprising is gonna look like.

I love the part where Santa said It's time to Christmas and he Christmassed everywhere.

Ah so this is what "boys will be boys" means

This is the ultimate writing duo

This video makes me want a sci-fi movie where instead of the A.I. going on a murderous rampage it just becomes a sex crazed maniac because of people doing silly shit like this, and over the course of the movie instead of the A.I. trying to understand what it means to be a human after making a body for it's-self it learns about consent and all the different kinks and such.

All this erotic Christmas fanfiction, and at no point in time was there even a single mention of giving someone a Yule Log, Christmas crackers, snow plows, white Christmas, harnesses, reins, whips, Frosty the Snowman, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at any body part, a nicely wrapped package, the Naughty List, slipping a package up/down the chimney, visions of sugar plums dancing in their heads, a nutcracker, a team of reindeer, a cup of milk, snow blanketing the ground, or windows being frosted... GOD THERE'S SO MUCH MORE THAT CAN BE DONE WITH THIS!!!

I like how Jack's was Christmas-y with a hint of erotica but Ethan's was erotica with a hint of christmas

I love that Ethan just wrote 10 straight lines of erotica on his own before finally letting the AI write

To clarify the incest happened because the first two characters were the mom and Timmy and Timmy’s dad being dead so it assumed Timmy was the child so yeah it’s their fault for the incest

Kudos to you guys for knowing what the clitoral hood is.

The book publisher just sat there recovering from reading this book. He finally looked up and simply asked, "What's the name of this book?..." Ethan and Sean replied, "The Aristocrats' Christmas."

I’d really like to think that a few months from now, Ethan and Sean release a series of erotic holiday fiction.

The fact they only realized that was a story of a son and mother near the end was painful 💀

Sean's video: I don't want to get demonitized Ethan's video: I don't care about demonitization

Ethan and Mark with AI: Writing our obituaries (and a bit of smut) Ethan and Jack with AI: Christmas smut all the way