Becoming GOD In Spore Was A Mistake - Spore Is A Perfectly Balanced Game With No Exploits

oh my where did all the different native alien species go... They must have just disappeared. No warcrimes detected at all!

This video is the perfect embodiment of the phrase: ''You can’t truly call yourself “peaceful” unless you’re capable of great violence, if you’re not capable of violence you’re not peaceful, you’re harmless"

Angry alien: "You broke the convention!" Spiff: "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down"

This man is single-handedly keeping the stock images industry alive.

Can’t believe that it turns from a survival game to a space management game like stellaris.

I want to point out something VERY funny Spiff glossed over: Allying with the Grox causes every other empire in the entire galaxy to declare war on you, even the empires you haven't met.

The consumer of tea is unironically the coolest looking space ship i've seen in a spore video

I remember as a tween spending months curating the perfect specimen in spore. Then grudgingly campaigned against the grox just to get to the center of a Tootsie pop. Only to now witness a true master at play lol.

Spore was so fun. Just about the time you got bored at a stage - boom - you've evolved and have a entire new game loop to explore and enjoy.

9:24 Spiff buying the stock images to replace their watermarks with his own was funny enough, but then cutting out a png of the person and leaving those watermarks on is a further step to pure humor

Cell Stage: Primordial Bin Knife Animal Stage: [the sound of thousands of comments being auto-hidden very rapidly] Tribal Stage: "Are we the baddies?" Civilization Stage: Metal Gear Solid 3: Tea Drinker Space Stage: Totally not the Imperium of Mankind [EDIT] I've just now thought of a joke for Civ stage.

The tribal stage was (to my own personal surprise) my favourite. As for the space phase, what I really wanted to do was become a race of esoteric genetic engineers. Unfortunately I encountered a bug in my game in which using the creature editor on a life-form in the space phase would, upon exiting the editor, cause the planet I was visiting to immediately explode. I mean, free planetary destruction for a civilisation archetype that lacks it, but my dozens of friends and allies would invariably declare war on me and my new and wonderful new life-forms would go extinct in their first minute of existence.

Back in the early 2010s I was super into Spore and completed the game legitimately. I had to max out my stats and badges, but as a result I had a fleet large enough to take on the Grox and destroy their planets on the way to the center of the galaxy. Never got around to using the Staff of Life, I don't remember if that was a later edition or if I missed something about it. Wish they would give Spore a re-release.

Spore was my childhood, glad to see you coming around to break it

Congrats Spiff, you have literally manifested an entire civilisation into the meme of "I am going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found."

I love how the first few minutes of game play every species around looks like they're part of the stabby Boi series

9:30 seems like it's even teabagging the enemies. It's the power of tea.

I always thought becoming allies with the Grox was impossible, they always seemed to completely ignore any attempts. Thank you for showing me the true path becoming a vengeful and truly malicious God.

My favorite thing to do in the space stage was to visit alien planets and raise the water level up to max, then lower it again. It wipes all the life off and you can take over freely. You get those terraforming abilities before any of the super offensive abilities.

As a Fellow Tea Drinker I can confirm both Grimsby and Skegness are "biological Deadends". Had me howling.