Security Officers be like...

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Published 2023-02-13

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  • Bro hit him so hard he transcended to another dimension 💀
  • @spectre9547
    As a Security Officer with 69420 years of clown beating experience, i can confirm that this is true.
  • 0:36 The way he just snaps right to standing up with no effects or editing is so fucking raw. He's like an AI set directly to Kill as efficiently as possible, nothing will stop him.
  • Clown: honks his horn Security officer: spaghettifi's all over the clown in a deep-seated rage
  • i like to think the first 2 seconds of the sec officer standing there after waking up is him locating the source of the sound like a bat, then begins his misson lmao.
  • @Niko-dz3zm
    yep,that's how security teams work. Remember ,NO HONK.
  • Bro, you are a genius! That horizontal elevator stumped me! Btw: As an engineer, I confirm that they could be killing me while the security guy is scolding the clown hahaha
  • Unironically as security I tend to be the most sane and hardworking man on the ship apart from my obsessive need to hoard any and all guns that I find.
  • @123BenCrazy
    If you haven't had to arrest the clown in the past 5 minutes, he's up to something REALLY bad and needs to be put out an airlock ASAP. Free advice from a SS13 Veteran.
  • as the left foot of a clown that was dismembered by a security officer, I can confirm this is true
  • Engineer after he was left unsupervised for exactly 1 picosecond:*overloads the reactor *(it is too late he already welded the door and will keep welding
  • @mhaarshal2769
    As A Captain main,I can confirm the entire crew is murdering each other
  • @joemama2737
    I can really see the SS13 roots of this game, even the time honored tradition of beating up the clown as security is here
  • @Jalezen
    I threw pomegrenades and raptor banes across a submarine. One time i threw a mutated bane at the security officer. The next i had my face skinned off with an axe, and then executed by autoshotgun. I was the medical doctor
  • @ISTAREINURSOL
    I fully believe that playing security just makes you insane, I’ve played security all my life and 9/10 missions I play always end in something I indirectly started like filling the sub with incendiary grenades
  • @eerycar7381
    The Tank theme as soon as he starts running to the clown is what got me
  • You gotta keep those clowns in line. You dont want to know what kind of shenanigans they can get up to if you dont.