These Elderly People’s Stories Of An Early, Unsafe Version Of Disneyland Will Terrify You

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Published 2018-03-23

Wow, this is utterly terrifying. Disneyland used to be so scary.

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All Comments (21)

@TheNickNuttall 6 years ago

“He didn’t look a thing like Donald Duck.” The bitterness in that line just kills me.
@mtcm1999 6 years ago

Back in those days you saw a pirate you shot a pirate... I have no regrets
@saragoya 6 years ago

"I just wish we'd all survived..."
@mangoshake3837 6 years ago

I honestly thought this was real for a few seconds. I only started questioning it at the drunk Donald Duck part. I then checked what channel I'm watching this on. I think it's time for me to go to sleep.
@CrimeMinister1 6 years ago

85% fatality rate dear lord
@TheSuperCommentGuy 6 years ago

The Tomorrowland polio bit is so good
@pizzashark7067 6 years ago

This is fake. The Donald Duck greeter was in fact a Pole, and most certainly not a Frenchman; and the liquid was petrol, not alcohol. Seeing these sorts of amateur inaccuracies in educational material is absolutely disgusting. Some people will believe this, you know.
@Ceru02 6 years ago

Tbh Disney was better with the dangerous rides. Remember when Space Mountain was just their landfill that they stacked so high that you could jump off the top and leave Earth’s gravitational pull? Good times.
@wormiirow 6 years ago

“A bunch of us contracted polio in Tomorrow Land” I C A N T
@IndianaJoneFan24 6 years ago

I hear they still occasionally bring out a drunk Frenchman to be Donald Duck for the day. Sadly, the last time I went the Frenchman was on medical leave, so Donald was played by a Russian man who I later learned was the park's Rasputin impersonator.
@pleasegivemelikes7410 6 years ago

I clicked on this video not knowing it was a click hole video
@moralitiesaspook168 6 years ago

I remember my first branding at Disney god that was such a good experience
@CrazyRiverOtter 5 years ago

"Disney thought the future was full of Polio." I mean, he wasn't wrong.
@frankenspine98 5 years ago

My grandma was a survivor. She was one of the few people to ride Howard’s Hot Car and live
@demi5961 6 years ago

Can you do a video on how Tony Hawk is Stephen Hawking’s son
@richardcletus6026 6 years ago

Jesus that man sounded salty about that drunk frenchman
@swagshoes6833 6 years ago

I didn’t realize this was clickhole at first and I was so confused.
@micromints1735 5 years ago

I love how ClickHole loves to just occasionally nearly abandon comedy altogether and just become severely fucked up.
@canceroushit5933 5 years ago

I actually believed this for a second and then “those who survived” I started losing my shit.
@hobgoblin8038 6 years ago

At least the pirates were actors.