I had a dream...

Asocial, but in Dutch
Asocial, but in Dutch
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Published 2023-09-01
AKA Koek gets cucked

I couldn't tell if the dream would be a funny goof or utterly annihilate the Ongezellig community, so I played it safe by spoiler tagging. In all retrospect, I had nothing to worry about.

So yeah, I dreamt Ghost from Call of Duty hooked up with Mymy. Either that, or her autism moved on from Koek for Ghost instead. Either way, they're friends now and love being gezellig, just look at how interested he is in her exposition on the VOC.

I had to excise some of what I posted because clipchamp got pissy and wouldn't render properly (actually because it made it look messy but that wasn't the reason at the time) so if anyone's wondering what the liminal room I dreamt was, here it is: "- I remember four red walls, a hanging lamp with ceiling fan, largeish window to a summer meadow with curtains billowing, a bed by the window, a green or yellow rug and in the centre a cubicle with a chair and Win98 computer -" That's not even my weirdest dream, either.

A somewhat straightforward but challenging project, not only because clipchamp kept crashing or my computer constantly bluescreened (seriously, it's new, why is that happening?) but because I honestly just felt out the meme as I went; I had a rough idea of what I would do but beyond that anything went. An example of such being the end, I only came up with that yesterday. There's also the fact clipchamp just utterly shit itself and wouldn't render the quints in 720p unless I downsized it, plus it just outright died whenever it got to rendering the reactions to the quints when trying 1080p. So, yeah, that's why you're getting less to eat this time.

But in all honesty, I fucking hate this video. Not because it's shitty or anything, I poured my heart and soul into it since I thought it was a great idea, but for the whole fucking week everyone kept calling me to do something or using the damn computer that I didn't have any goddamn time to myself and when I did they kept giving me food so I couldn't work. It was such a stop start production that I couldn't do anything but absolutely hate it from the depths of my very being for how simple yet convoluted it was to just finish. For fuck's sake, I swear I'm going to kill someone. Just glad I finally finished it...

But thank you, Grand Shadow Wizard Supreme™ for helping me find the Masked Dedede theme. You're like a brother to me.

I have another Ongezellig meme in the works, but honestly, I think I'll recreate an old Spongebob YTP from memory instead.

Disclaimer: minor historical revisionism was employed in the making of this video. If you identify it, you are entitled to exactly one internet cookie.
All Comments (9)
  • @emil-1609
    This made my day man honestly I did not expect to suddenly see not only the thread I was in when it happened but also my drawing and my quints in the vid thanks really you are the GOAT
  • @physical_insanity
    I am pleased to announce that this has irreversibly changed how I view Mymy. Thank you, Asocial, but in Dutch's subconscious.
  • @dutch_asocialite
    Lieutenant Simon "Ghost" Riley is a British operative of the SAS, serving in the supranational Task Force 141 under Captain John Price. Born in Manchester in the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland, he suffered a traumatic, abusive childhood due to his father, who terrorised him with dangerous animals, and younger brother Tommy, who used a a skull mask. Following the September 11 attacks, he joined the military and entered the Special Air Service, serving short-term covert assignments specialising in sabotage, infiltration and assassination. According to legend he was a major participant of WW3, where he was betrayed and kılled by Lieutenant General Shepherd on the 15th August 2016 at the Caucasus Mountains. In actuality, he has been active as late as July 2022, aiding Task Force 141 in assassinating Iranian special forces General Ghorbrani. He is characterised by his iconic skull mask and thousand-yard stare. Mymy Schoppenboer, née 迷子 橘, is a high school student and lives with her adoptive sisters Coco and Maya in the Kingdom of the Netherlands. Though born in Nagasaki, Japan, she somehow ran away at 6 years old and was adopted by the Schoppenboer family, now claiming to be from Japsterdam in the province of Drenthe. She sports an intense infatuation with the Netherlands and its history, to a point of natıonalism, idolisation of the Dutch East India Company, cereal mascot Kapitein Koek and racısm against all non-Dutch nationalities, especially her native Japan. Curiously, she's friends with Kiki Piratenschip, a pirate enthusiast. She contributes to and edits her school's newspaper, plays the accordion, Risk, korfball and enjoys stroopwafels while hating anime. On Monday 14th October 2019, she and Coco helped their sister Maya in building and presenting a history presentation on the Kingdom of Belgium, the events of which you can see here: https://youtu.be/-tt2ZmH-3uc?si=J_y0VOF-eFb2U413
  • @B0B0BI
    I almost died of a hearth attack motherf- HAHAHA