French, but Every Letter Is Pronounced.

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Published 2024-06-15
French has a lot of silent letters. What if it didn't, and every single letter was pronounced?

Thanks to Selim for providing audio for the sample text!

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All Comments (21)
  • @RipePineapples
    L'Académie française isn't going to be happy with this.
  • @alguient1298
    As a native spanish speaker, I can understand over 60-50% of french. But, I can understand over 80% of français aspiré.
  • @allenz_yt
    I would unironically start learning french if it was pronounced like this
  • @Hiljaa_
    French is what happens when you go through the sound changes you want in a tonal language but you forget to add the tones
  • @ttyt4078
    In other words: How I used to pronounce french when first learning it at school
  • @adityajain1211
    French if a German read it for the first time in his life
  • Pronouncing silent final e as a schwa just gave him a southern accent lol I tought pronouncing every letter would make it a mess, but it's actually pretty easy to understand, it just sounds like a regional speech
  • @LeafyGoire
    as a french speaker, watching the first part of the video was like "wtf, this sounds very weird" but after watching the part where the french native spoke "français aspiré", this became quite clear and actually pretty pleasant to hear
  • @FairyCRat
    As a French person, my first thought at 5:44 was "wait, now you can't tell it apart from the feminine version" but then I remembered that your cursed version of French re-introduced word-final schwa.
  • @gugusalpha2411
    It really just sounds like a strong regional accent to my French ears. But the pronounced "s" at the end of plural makes French sounds very hissing, haha.
  • @IreneSaltini
    Oh, hey, this is exactly how I sound when trying to read a French text.
  • @modmaker7617
    English & French: The spelling is historic and the modern pronunciation doesn't match. Polish, German, Spanish, Italian etc: pronounce words how it's spelt. Danish:.....
  • @BabayChannel
    The e at the end sound just like a southerner, but the -s are crazy. Also I think qu and gu and ge was a mistake, I'd argue they are not silent, just a digraph
  • @Ellrise
    I'm french and this actually sounds like french from a few hundreds years ago (though I say that just as an intuitive opinion)
  • I feel sad as a French speaker, we'd be closer to the other major Romance languages if we pronounced it this way
  • @GustafUNL
    It's just slightly better than real French. Old French is actually not painful to hear.
  • Pretty good video but I'd just liked to say that the silent final e is still pronounced is certain accents, especially in the south of France
  • 5:24 The "d" in "poids" was introduced by mistake to make French spelling closer to Latin. "Poids" like Spanish "peso" never had a spoken "d".
  • @emjizone
    Now imagine if English speakers actually pronounced every letter of English as they claim to pronounce them. Give it a try.