The Toasty Poets Department: The Toast, Monday April 22nd, 2024

Bruno just laying there as they discuss his obesity 😂

This album is not what I expected AT ALL. She’s never been this real with us…or angry. my takeaway is that she was miserably sad with Joe towards the end, and Matty came along and saved her from that sadness by love bombing her and she was ready to let her reputation go down for him and then HE F’ING GHOSTED HER, and she’s big mad and confused why he played her like that. And this album is essentially a reality check for her fans that we actually have no idea what’s going on in her life and she honestly does not give a f about our opinions on her love life. The album is also really funny, esp when she breaks the 4th wall and calls us out. I LOVE IT SO MUCH. We are getting edgy and raw Taylor but in a real sense, not like the marketable curated edginess of Rep (which is a love album disguised as a revenge album). The Smallest Man is the meanest song she’s ever written and I love that she’s told us that matty had a small d. LMAO TAYLOR. All the speculating about her love life and we clearly know nothing.

Tuuurrrdddd, lavender is so in your color pallette

I have been stalking the YouTube page waiting for this episode.

"ThanK you aIMee" Reminds me of brittney spears "if you seek Amy"

Omg the MFMO audio slander rant is giving disappointed teacher after leaving the class with a substitute. Tell em!

Jackie absolutely did wonderful last week. All the guests were just fantastic!! 🎉❤ - happy to also have our original recipe back in action 😊

Mary Orton was great and the audio sucked!! Both things can exist at the same time

Turdy back and the lighting/angles/sound are superior

The puppy stage is hard! So many people talk about puppy regret but one day Romeo will bring you the same joy Bruno does when looking back on Theo. Theo is irreplaceable but as time passes his memory will make you smile more and cry less ❤

Nothing beats the OG RECIPE 🎉

Jackie please don’t stop saying TINGS it’s perfection !!

THANK YOU for telling the toasters to grow up omg I was also having flashbacks of 2020 toaster energy. RTK not to act that way my god

Girlies- consuming TTPD by watching the lyric videos on Taylor’s YouTube is the ONLY way! It changes the way you feel about the songs you feel the poetry and decode her thoughts!

The “your kid comes home singing a song only we know is about you” is referencing a video where North was singing shake it off

I’m feeling as though this is the best Monday ever - the original recipe BACK ON and a review of a 31 song Taylurd album?! Cannot wait

Thank you for the clear explanation of the iron dome! Many people aren't aware

I agree with Turdy! I think The Alchemy is also about Travis. Also, I saw online that the track is #15 & Travis' jersey number is 87 --> 8 + 7 = 15! ◡̈

Loved last week - really enjoyed getting to know new influencers I didn’t follow ☺️ Although we did miss ya TurdyLoo

Does anyone recall when That’s So Raven had an episode where the winner of a contest starred in a music video entitled “get u back” —- the original creator of this theme