Jonathan Frakes Asks You (Mostly Rhetorical) Things
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Published 2019-08-23
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Could you imagine, going to bed, hearing a noise in your closet and then Johnathan Frakes goes "can a home ever truly be safe?"
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Have you ever wondered why asteroids always land in craters?
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"Can a home ever be truly safe?" Jonathan please don't break into my house
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this is like a supervillain who can't decide how to begin his climactic monologue.
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Jonathan Frakes, making full eye contact: ‘How do you describe terror?’ Me: starts sweating
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“Who knows why, certain people, say certain things?” I don’t know, John. I don’t know what you want. It’s three in the morning. Please go home.
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Have you ever been in a Turkish Prison...?
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"Can a home ever be truly safe?" "How do you describe terror?" Am I about to be murdered?
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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Riker: "Is there anything more precious than the gift of sight?" Geordi: "GEE, THANKS."
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You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
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I want to make a horror movie where a woman is haunted by a Jonathan Frakes that pops out of nowhere to ask questions and disappears before you can answer them
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I hope you realize what a necessary public service you provide
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Hands him a Riker action figure "Have you ever played...with yourself?"
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Jonathan frake: have you ever Me: no. It never happened
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This is one hell of a job interview, Mr Frakes.
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Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?
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This one has the best and worst ending so far.
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"Who knows why certain people say...certain things?" The Frakes is now self-aware. THE FRAKES IS NOW SELF-AWARE.
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And now, another installment of "Shower Thoughts, with Jonathan Frakes"
