What Cars To Buy & What To Avoid | GTA Online BDB DLC
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Published 2024-06-25
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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)
Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.
MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"
I replied "no not really"
He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"
Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...
WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.
Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)
Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)
Thank you DOnALD :)
If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.
Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs
All Comments (21)
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How lazy are they. Every police car is just reskiin of cars in the game and the charge 3-4 million to add lights siren and livery. Not even different sounding sirens like old school ones. No special abilities, no good customisation, no good performance. They couldn't make 1 original or new car, and so overpriced
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The best part about a gta online update is all the videos that harmnone makes
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HSW Niobe is actually insane
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I can already tell by the wacky ass footage you chose for the Yosemite that there is gonna be a man hunt featuring it... Can already see NPC or Twingo getting tossed around by it or in it.
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My dude...eleven videos in one morning!!!! Masterful!! Grab yourself a Pisswasser and relax!! 😆
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Personally, i think the reason Paragon S doesn't have too much customization is because it's more of a luxury car, which typically have a "cleaner" style without oversized spoilers or unnecessary canards.
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Actually, we should get a lift kit. They have a lift kit for Arena wars.
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I have 2 Police cars in game, the Gauntlet Interceptor and one of the other ones, which I’ll never use because I own the Interceptor. That basically sums up which cop car you should buy. You can get the Interceptor or you can get something not as good 😂
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I saved $10.3 million to not purchase anything from this update
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clash of clan music in back ground trip me out
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1.8 mill for the Ubermacht Niobe plus another 1.8 for hsw is crazy work!!
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I don't exactly understand how the Yosemite has a disappointing customization yet the Envisage has good one. 3/4 of the Envisage's customization are just carbon variants of stock parts, only the liveries are cool. The Yosemite has quite a bunch of nice offroading parts, you can make a decent rally-raid build out of it
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4:44 the SC1 was mostly based on the BMW Vision M Next concept car, with some touches from the i8 10:47 those customisation options start to make sense once you apply the racing livery (on the bottom of the livery list) - I think it's supposed to reference the sort of 'PR vehicles' some police departments have. also, yes it does look kind of weird, however, so does the 90s Chevy Caprice classic it's based on 🤷♂ as usual, thanks for the hard work providing us with these awesome vids!
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I think the Ubemacht SC1 is more so based on the BMW M1 than the i8. Kinda of ironic that they have the i8 with HSW when in real life the i8 is one of the slowest sport cars.
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Bro the Minecraft background vibes with the night time driving and commentary review, perfect late night video. Please do more like this.
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Love the old rusty livery for the Greenwood
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Thnxxx HarmNone 😎
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A police motorcycle over the impaler cruiser would have been awesome…which is exactly why we didn’t get it.
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The halo theme song playing in the back ground is 🔥
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Just got done updating my game so this video couldn’t have dropped at a better time
