Friend who's job no one understands

@Trazynn 21日前

Divulging on an elaborate morning routine without ever saying what they're doing is every hustler Youtube ever.

@solomani5959 21日前

“What does that exactly mean?” Reality: you spend your day emailing people back and forth.

@localcookingutensil 21日前

The job from The Stanley Parable lmao

@Catherinzsl 21日前

There are SO MANY job ads these days that are vague as. "Relationship Coordinator," "Community Engagement Officer," "Communications Facilitator"... WHAT ARE THESE JOBS

@Cabb4ge. 21日前

"I have various production related tasks." - Jordan Schlansky, Associate Producer

@BMC1100 21日前

A bloke I know was shown to his desk in an office and told that someone would be along shortly to show him what to do, nobody ever came. So he just sat as a desk looking at a computer doing nothing for 8 hours a day. Six months later someone turned up and he thought 'oh shit, they have woken up to me' but no, they made him permanent since he hadn't messed anything up.

@randompolygon8401 21日前

When i was growing up I always wondered how adults knew how to do everything. Now i'm 19, and i have slowly realized 90% of the time no one has any fucking clue what they are doing lol its a fake it till you make it world

@estycki 21日前

A company hired me, they begged me for help to market their business. It took me two weeks to understand what they actually do, but it was something to do with cars. Nobody could explain it to me. It’s funny that’s sometimes why a marketing department exists, to help communicate to customers since the other people at the company can’t explain anything.

@cairnex4473 21日前

"I reckon half the people in the building are just clicking buttons." You've just described the entire corporate world. 90% of it is either useless busy work, meetings, compliance or some other bullshit that generates nothing of value and doesn't need to exist.

@wl4dymir 21日前

I know a guy who proudly says what he does. He knows the "inner workings" of the company, and when somebody asks something, he tells them who they should be asking that to. That's all.

@lilpenn7516 21日前

It's simple, he takes the specifications from the customers to the engineers.

@scottjaensch3526 21日前

Consultant - the 1 job that could mean anything.

@betsybarnicle8016 21日前

For 16 years I was a systems analyst/designer. My family didn't know what I did. I think they imagined I was a programmer. Yeah, there was some of that, but not much. I'm sure when I tried to explain it, it came out like this skit.

@staCats 21日前

"What do they have you actually do at work? Like what do you do for work? " "I DON'T KNOW! THEY JUST PAY ME TO SHOW UP. "

@jeanjoubert2886 21日前

It still amazes me how such highly qualified people who work at the bank cannot explain what they do on a day to day basis. Always just making sure things look good for the bosses.

@KILLERTX95 8日前

I work as a DevOps engineer, or Platform Engineer. No matter how many times I have tried to explain it.. My entire computer illiterate family thinks I work as a "Freaky IT Guy" and get annoyed when I don't help them with their windows problems. I haven't touched windows In three years, longer if don't include gaming. They literally would have a better chance in fixing their own issue than I would lol. Some jobs are too hard to explain.