What the HELL is North Korean Pocahontas? (A Bizarre Disney Ripoff)

Back at it again with the North Korean cartoons! I honestly thought that this one would be a bit more chilled out but I was VERY wrong lol Support me on Patreon : www.patreon.com/saberspark Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/Saberspark

You didn't know Pocahontas had the power to call ghost animals to shoot lasers to defend herself?

1995: Pocahontas saves her tribe 2019: Pocahontas shoots lasers out of her hands 2099: Pocahontas becomes a God of Destruction

When I was an exchange student in America and we learned about the colonies, my teacher told us that while there never was a romantic relationship between John Smith and Pocahontas, they did meet. She then proceeded to write on the whiteboard "John Smith really did pocahontas". Unfortunately accidentally leaving out the word "meet". Fatal mistake in front of a class of teenagers.

Fun fact: My 8th grade social studies teacher hated the historical inaccuracies in Pocahontas so much, that one week she got bored, rented the movie, and had us pick out all the errors.

I think there were also white people in this

One thing I learned. North Koreans like lasers.

Interesting. Yet you failed to address the most important question: why was this even dubbed in English?

Me: Supreme leader, can we get Pocahontas? Kim: No we have Pocahontas at home. Pocahontas at home:

There's nothing wrong with it, labor camp for you

Should've called this Pocahontas's Bizarre Adventures .

I gotta say, as a cat person, the crying cougar hit me right in the feels. And then I saw that same cougar shoot lasers out his eyes.

The witch shooting lasers out of her hands could be Spearfinger, a character from Cherokee folklore. Of course without the hands shooting the lasers.

No one: Pocahontas: 👁️ 👁️ 👄

It wouldn't be a North Korean cartoon without LASER BEAMS

As a Native American, I can say that there are indeed talking trees

“Pocahontas: Princess of the American Indians” ALL OF THEM, HUH???

imagine being Pocahontas and coming back to life to see THIS

The real-life Pocahontas never really saved John Smith, actually. She was twelve years old, he was middle-aged, and her father, the chieftain, was holding a ceremony to welcome Smith to America and convert him to a member of their tribe. In this ritual, Smith was supposedly "killed" and then "reborn" as a member of the Pamunkey. They acted out this whole ceremony in their native language, and Pocahontas simply acted the role of bringing Smith back to life as a Native American. Of course, Smith had no idea what was going on and thought he was about to be actually killed (instead of pretend killed) and thought that Pocahontas actually saved him instead of just playing her part, which is what he went on to tell all the other settlers.

I'm a choctaw and absentee shawnee (Native American) and grew up in Oklahoma and i can tell you this... This ain't the worst representation of our culture.