Roll out the Fallout!

For anyone who doesn't know, Vault 92 was filled with a bunch of professional musicians. In fairness, Doctor Chalk would totally deserve a slot in that vault

Full lyrics: What a time, oh, what a season To be among the human race We are conquering diseases Sending Teslas off to space We won’t set the world on fire No big iron on my hip I’ve stayed news-free for a while Wonder what if something slipped (No!) This just in: we have invented Our own existential threats AI works just like intended Soon we’ll work for it instead We learned nothing from that COVID Next time we’ll all just die out If ice caps don’t melt and flood us We’ll arrange our own Fallout The World Wars have been forgotten Back to killing for some land Back to juggling red buttons (It’s okay with the UN!) We turn tyrants into heroes Cancel guiltless over thoughts Summing up, the end is near We’re all doomed! Now, on to sports I should be dreading But strangely, I’m ready My bottle cap fortune Will rise in stock for real So roll out the Fallout Come on, take us all out I can’t wait to sign up With Brotherhood of Steel Is he talking to an imaginary character? Yeah… it’s kind of his thing Just roll out the Fallout Go grab Nuka Cola And call round my Vault I reside in 92 Death claws won’t surprise me No worse than socializing Yeah, war never changes Good thing that we do The world economy is falling Faster than the price of caps Karma system’s overhaul got Cut out in a beta test We’re obsessing over deadlines We have 0 chance to hit Can I get my VATS already So I could slow down a bit Mods can’t fix the mess we made Yeah, planet Earth had quite a run Now, it’s time for us to fade Into Oblivion with guns So put on your power armor Tighten firmly your Pip-Boys Let’s go help out Preston Garvey Like we really have a choice Just roll out the Fallout Go grab Nuka-Cola It’s glowing a bit What can possibly go wrong My bad days are over With ghoulish makeover I’m done moisturizing My wrinkles are gone Roll out the Fallout The curtain called out To raging fog crawlers To tear this world apart Just roll out the Fallout The front rows are sold out We live in an open-world game Roll out the Fallout Roll out the Fallout Just roll out the Fallout The front rows are sold out We live in an open-world game That was rigged from the start

This song just works perfectly just as Todd intended

This song so perfectly encapsulates earth’s situation with some fallout references thrown in

the chalkeaters literally never miss but when you're dropping bombs like this one it's hard not to

The fact that they're in Vault 92 is a pretty clever shout-out; in Fallout 3, it's where you have to go to retrieve the Stradivarius for a quest.

WERE SURVIVING THE FALLOUT WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

“Now it’s time for us to fade into oblivion with guns” LMFAO

This unironically makes me not dread the constant mistakes of humanity.

I didn't expect vault boy to have such a sexy voice !!!

This song is literally fire. And i think it will have explosion popularity. It bombed me out with lyrics

“We learned nothing from that Covid”

I'm so happy that there's a full song. This is one of my favourites of yours.

I NEED AN EXTENDED VERSION OF THIS

The music: 🕺🕺💃🤸‍♀️🤸‍♂️😇🤩🔥 The lyrics: 🙁☹️😟😥😢☠️🌐⚠️

Dude I don't know how this only has 200 views but this is fire!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Time to replay new Vegas for 1000-th time.

Now it’s time to crawl out through the fallout again…

this song is genius XD i don't even play fallout but i am in love with this! cant stop listening!

The ending explosion kinda sounds like the breaking tabel from the "oh no our table" meme